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Meet my new ball cage. This and other dumb jokes, plus lots of #fun, #bingo and prizes @FunkyBingoBeans, every Wednesday afternoon @funkywinkerbeans! #YVR #Vancouver #FunkyBingoBeans (at Funky Winker Beans)

#FamilyDay dinner, complete with a whole bunch of little hams. Adorably, little J dressed as Santa because his grandparents were away for Xmas.

Cheeky monkey spring #crocuses (at Nelson Park)

When confronting chaos, I’ve learned it’s essential to eat well. I’ll also get a midnight snack out of this. (Not shown: chocolate bars.)

Sneak preview of a new thing I’m designing that launches this Wednesday afternoon (Feb 3) at 1pm at @funkywinkerbeans! Stay tuned for more details about #FunkyBingobeans! #artmaking #posterdesign #bingo #FunkyWinkerbeans

Super excited about integrating vintage letter stencils that were my mom’s into my #colourful trove of #craftsupplies!

Got home to find my leftover popcorn ready to get freaky with my leftover maple sugar ice cream. #LaissezLesBonTempsRouler

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you won’t hear his music at any karaoke I host. Fuck your stupid remix to ignition, you unrepentant rapist shitfuck. GDIAF. [This has been a friendly karaoke public service announcement.🙂]

After months of longing for these, I’m finally taking proper advantage of having no neighbors below or on either side. My last pair of #tapshoes was at age 10, so this feels tantalizingly familiar. #SoHappyRightNow #ThisIsABusinessExpense

I thought I was dressed like a wet hobo but then I found an umbrella someone left at my work that literally had ALL the same colours, and suddenly I made sense to the world. It’s been a day full of wins like that. Celebrating with Five Guys, of course.

Today’s #makeuplook was created using the “Post-party #Makeup - Complexion & Eye #Brightening” tutorial by my fave, @sharonthemakeupartist, with a focus on #glowingskin and an intensely #gorgeous #pinkshadow on the eyes. #Pink is amazing for #blueeyes (even #redhairblueeyes), so get yourself to YouTube if you want to recreate this awesome #faceoftheday that makes me feel as #fresh and #springlike as a flutter of #cherryblossoms. #redheadstyle #complexionbrightening #winterpickmeup

Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun & games! Well, sort of… First, #reorganizing my rather substantial #makeupinventory is going to be a major #weekendchore. #karaokehostproblems #beautyblogging #makeup #cosmetics #stagemakeup #somuchglitter #itsoktobejealous

A gentlewoman’s tool arsenal. #makeuptools #makeupbrushes

And then there were cheese fries, and lo the people did rejoice throughout the land etc, etc, #cheesefries #getinmymouth

Surprised myself by starting out with an uncharacteristically #naturalmakeuplook (but still managed to use some #sparkle and #shimmer because duh) #makeupselfie #redheadstyle #beautyblogger