Ladies! Guess which fashion-forward young go-getter (so exhausted from his high-powered office day he didn’t even have time to change & kept losing his grip on the handsome-yet-cumbersome free PC tower he was using as a pillow so it flew noisily across the bus, causing him to jolt awake and inquire after his current whereabouts) will probably be online later tonight typing unintelligible requests for your tittays?
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Less than an apartment.
Yeahhh… that would be the EAST coast. Not nearly as cheap on the West side, given that people like Paul Allen buy ours.
Someone’s cat: 1; someone’s office seating options: 0 #dumpstervignettes
From the “face your fear and do it anyway” files… I guess I’m drawing stuff for one of my projects? #ack #workinprogress
BRB guys, just gotta firebomb something! #whowouldconvictme #callitapublicservice (at Michaels)
Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin glazed in rhubarb jam w/ yukon golds, green beans + roasted butternut squash (not shown) #yum #latergram
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT
YOU ARE STILL GOOD
WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS
AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD
(PET PET PET)
Superb (& stunningly beach viewy) #Vancouver breakfast w/ @krucoff, incl quintessential Caesar #latergram (at Raincity Grill)
Via Culture Magazine:
The only thing I’d change is that instead of replacing “a job” with “cheese” I’d make it “Get a cheese job”.
BRB - gonna freecheese for a sec