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Keith Gessen: Keith Gessen Movie Features Not Quite All The Happyish Young Blogging People
Don’t know much about Gawker and Keith Gessen? Then DO NOT WATCH.
Anyway, I kinda like it. Disclosure: After I finally finish a book by Clay Shirky as research, I’ll be writing a piece for n+1 that Gessen may or may not decide is fit to be published on his website. This of course will not generate any money for anyone.
Worst disclosure ever.
SRSLY.
These goddamn pillows have a better life than I do. [Photo by Matteo Piazza]
(18th century villa in Positano, Italy renovated by Rome’s Lazzarani Pickering Architteti, via Style-Files)
I’m probably planning a trip to Greece in September. Does anyone have any amazing insight for me? It will only be a few days, and I want to go to the most beautiful places I can. Islands and beaches a plus, but I’m really open for suggestions like if you know about some kickass fishing village bar with hallucinogenic drinks. If you have any thoughts, can you either email me at the address above, leave a comment below, or reblog this? Otherwise I’ll end up wandering around blindly spritzing Windex into the air or something.Dear Katie,
Go here.
(This might not be very good advice, because it turns out this whole movie is about the old, nitrous oxide enhanced, award winning lady on the right; rather than the nubile, tanned, wavy-haired goddess on the left. Certain heterosexual males [and their equally heterosexual brothers], possibly acquainted with Dear Conbon, may have not been aware of this fact before they attended this movie. However, the advice is still proffered as a roundabout way of maintaining plausible deniability regarding the preceding information.)
Or, if you are feeling “experimental,” you could try going here.
nerdalert:align:longwinter: [source unknown]
GAH! I can’t enjoy this moment when that quotation is split so appalingly! As a former closed captioner, I am absolutely cringing at the way “now” is hanging around that comma like a blogger me at an open bar. I mean, isn’t it obvious? That comma just wants to grab “now” by the scruff of its word neck and move it along to the next line. Why won’t “now” cooperate? “Now” doesn’t care about happy people - or providing truly satisfying ends to Asian meals. “Now” is just all about itself, apparently. Asshole.
My underpants haven’t been this naughty in a while. I think they’re plotting something.