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Ladies! Guess which fashion-forward young go-getter (so exhausted from his high-powered office day he didn’t even have time to change & kept losing his grip on the handsome-yet-cumbersome free PC tower he was using as a pillow so it flew noisily across the bus, causing him to jolt awake and inquire after his current whereabouts) will probably be online later tonight typing unintelligible requests for your tittays?

Ladies! Guess which fashion-forward young go-getter (so exhausted from his high-powered office day he didn’t even have time to change & kept losing his grip on the handsome-yet-cumbersome free PC tower he was using as a pillow so it flew noisily across the bus, causing him to jolt awake and inquire after his current whereabouts) will probably be online later tonight typing unintelligible requests for your tittays?

(Source: fatdogblog)

crocodileblackpelvis:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

Less than an apartment.

Yeahhh… that would be the EAST coast. Not nearly as cheap on the West side, given that people like Paul Allen buy ours.

justinejoli:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Magical Blue Crystals Cover an Entire Room by  Roger Hiorns

Seizure is a large-scale installation by British artist Roger Hiorns in which he used unexpected materials to transform an everyday room into a giant piece of art. To create the site-specific installation, Hiorns covered the surface of the interior with plastic sheeting. He then poured more than 20,000 gallons of boiling copper sulphate solution into the abandoned space and let the liquid cool for three weeks. As the liquid cooled, these strange blue crystalline growths began to form, covering the walls, the floors, and the ceiling. The remaining liquid was drained and sent out for special chemical recycling.             

So fucking crazy.

Fucking dude blue it.

Someone’s cat: 1; someone’s office seating options: 0 #dumpstervignettes

Someone’s cat: 1; someone’s office seating options: 0 #dumpstervignettes

From the “face your fear and do it anyway” files… I guess I’m drawing stuff for one of my projects? #ack #workinprogress

From the “face your fear and do it anyway” files… I guess I’m drawing stuff for one of my projects? #ack #workinprogress

BRB guys, just gotta firebomb something! #whowouldconvictme #callitapublicservice (at Michaels)

BRB guys, just gotta firebomb something! #whowouldconvictme #callitapublicservice (at Michaels)

Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin glazed in rhubarb jam w/ yukon golds, green beans + roasted butternut squash (not shown) #yum #latergram

Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin glazed in rhubarb jam w/ yukon golds, green beans + roasted butternut squash (not shown) #yum #latergram

archiemcphee:

"She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid."

Star Wars fan Bill Deacon transformed his 1974 Chevy Malibu into a street-legal replica of the Millennium Falcon. The road vehicle-turned-spacecraft features all sorts of great details, including HANCHWY vanity plates and a field of streaking stars around the ship’s bow on the hood and front bumper. But our favorite feature is the cockpit mounted in place of the right starboard side-view mirror that contains Han Solo and Chewbacca action figures.

[via Geekologie]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HELLO FRIEND

EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT

YOU ARE STILL GOOD

YES

HERE

WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS

AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD

SO

(PET PET PET)

(Source: catleecious)

Superb (& stunningly beach viewy) #Vancouver breakfast w/ @krucoff, incl quintessential Caesar #latergram (at Raincity Grill)

Superb (& stunningly beach viewy) #Vancouver breakfast w/ @krucoff, incl quintessential Caesar #latergram (at Raincity Grill)

suitep:

iamdawt:

This is a real hoot to watch! (via Watching these two old women fly for the first time is pure gold)

This was really wonderful.

I really, really enjoyed that.

suitep:

iamdawt:

This is a real hoot to watch! (via Watching these two old women fly for the first time is pure gold)

This was really wonderful.

I really, really enjoyed that.

cheesenotes:

Via Culture Magazine: 


A Cheesy Comic from Poorly Drawn Lines
These guys have their priorities straight. Check out the hilarious comic below from Poorly Drawn Lines — the comments are gold, too.



The only thing I’d change is that instead of replacing “a job” with “cheese” I’d make it “Get a cheese job”. 


BRB - gonna freecheese for a sec

cheesenotes:

Via Culture Magazine

A Cheesy Comic from Poorly Drawn Lines

These guys have their priorities straight. Check out the hilarious comic below from Poorly Drawn Lines — the comments are gold, too.

The only thing I’d change is that instead of replacing “a job” with “cheese” I’d make it “Get a cheese job”. 

BRB - gonna freecheese for a sec

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