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A little music
Mar 3rd
The best part of today?
Mar 2nd
Anna's bikini party!
Mar 2nd
February Flowers
Feb 28th
Watch the Oscars live with Hez!
Feb 25th

Who's the Rape Boss?

conbon: this is the worst thing on the internet, without a doubt
conbon: http://archives.wtbr.com/
Hez: ooooh ok!
Hez: OH MAH GAH
conbon: READ ONE
Hez: DEAR GOD
conbon: actually don't
conbon: just read the "reviews" of one
conbon: the knot in my stomach is indescribable
Hez: it's horrifying
conbon: "The only thing I'd suggest is at the part where she's telling about her birth, sneek in a couple of he began leaning towards her, or she felt limp. Geez I'm a single hopeless romantic aren't I! It's a great story!"
conbon: A PERSON WROTE THIS COMMENT ABOUT A WHO'S THE BOSS FAN FIC
Hez: http://archives.wtbr.com/viewstory.php?sid=188
Hez: EWWWWWWWW
conbon: you know what
conbon: I'm going to write one tomorrow
conbon: INT. ANGELA'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Hez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
conbon: ANGELA has a KNIFE
Hez: HHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
conbon: TONY has a SWORD
Hez: TONY is SHIRTLESS and BLOODY
conbon: TONY: We have to do this so the sad sad lonely internet people will never write about us anymore
conbon: ANGELA: (swoon)
Hez: SAMANTHA'S SEVERED HEAD lies on the ground USR
conbon: THE GAY KID is JERKING OFF in the CORNER
Hez: HAHAAHHAHA
Hez: he's so gay
Hez: danny pintauro
conbon: MONA enters with SEMTEX attached to her chest
Hez: he looked gay at age 8
conbon: BOOOOOOOOOOOM
conbon: fin
conbon: forever
Hez: HAHAHAAHA Mona
Hez: I'm giggling like a loon here
conbon: I'm gonna write one where pintauro rapes all the slash fic writers in the world
Hez: HAHAHAAH
Hez: please do
Hez: and make sure to involve Tony's totally sketched out blue panel van
Hez: that thing is the Serial Killer's SUV of choice
conbon: that's the rape center
conbon: did you know that Tony Danza is currently starring in The Producers in Las Vegas?
Hez: Nonono - the RapeMobile
conbon: Dodge Raper
Hez: Tony Danza isn't ashamed of who he's hurting
Hez: Raper SX
conbon: BMW Rape Series
conbon: Pontiac Rape GT
Hez: Off road rape capability with just one button
conbon: hah blargh
conbon: With Dual Rape Control and a Rape Roof
Hez: HAHAHA
conbon: I don't even know what that means
Hez: overhead Rape rack
conbon: I'm posting this entire thing to Fuckfest
Feb 23rd
I heart CraigESList
Feb 17th
What would Blanche say?
Feb 15th
Kosturova Takes The Cover!
Feb 13th
This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man
Feb 11th

Meanburger

Bubbles McLeod = A Friend; Hez = Hez; ________= Guess the Gawker commenter!
‹Hez› hey ________, I hear you take it in the nose from your boyfriend Paul Janka
and that you love him and bring him his pre-blumpkin curries
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard ________ once took it from all of the heterosexual men working at Portfolio, anally.
‹Hez› HAHAHAHAHAHA
‹Hez› I heard ________ ate lunch in the men's toilets at Valleywag for a year just to get close to Nick Douglas
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard ________ got feline AIDS from Krucoff.
‹Hez› HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
‹Bubbles McLeod› Where is ________? She isn't talking..
‹Hez› I heard ________ ladyjizzed on JFP's bucket seats and had to clean it up
‹Bubbles McLeod› * shudders.
‹Bubbles McLeod› Damn, how do you do that?
* ________ will not stand for this!
* ________ is out
________ you're all bastard people!
‹Bubbles McLeod› Noes!
* ________ quit
‹Hez› Your chatroom HURT. MY. LIFE.
‹Bubbles McLeod› Now that she's gone... I heard ________'s clit is four inches long.;
‹Hez› and fuzzy
‹Hez› HAHAHAHAH
‹Bubbles McLeod› And pierced.
‹Hez› like a little squirrel's tail
‹Hez› chipmunk, I mean
‹Bubbles McLeod› And she can feed herself Skittles with it.
‹Hez› ew
‹Hez› she uses it to flick them towards her mouth, like a flagellum
‹Bubbles McLeod› Oh, so the ladyjizzing on JFP's bucket seat wasn't "ew"?
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard ________ has a prescription butt plug.
‹Hez› ha,HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
‹Hez› I've heard ________ pre-chews lolcait's food
‹Bubbles McLeod› Hez, Really? I heard she actually digests it and regurgitates it into his mouth like a mama bird.
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard ________ met her last boyfriend at a Taco Bell in Newark
‹Hez› hahaha
‹Hez› i heard he sold her for a dimebag of weak crack
‹Hez› to a pawn shop owner/pimp of No Fixed Address
‹Bubbles McLeod› To Robert Olen Butler
‹Bubbles McLeod› lol
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard ________ has a tramp stamp that says "Maximum Capacity: 3"
‹Hez› I heard it was just a dollar sign in her butt crack - or was that the symbol for cent
‹Bubbles McLeod› Really? She told me that was just a birth mark.
‹Hez› I heard ________ drinks Sunny D and likes it
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard ________'s credit rating is worse than Wimpy's (from Popeye.)
‹Bubbles McLeod› Hez, I heard she douches with Sunny D and likes it.
‹Hez› I heard she douches with vodka
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard she lost her virginity to a mini dachshund.
‹Hez› We must clarify for any visitors who missed it, "we don't actually mean ________, we mean Wookie as ________"
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard that ________ can use her labia for a sled.
‹Hez› I heard ________ files frivolous lawsuits
Hez› I've heard she does
‹Bubbles McLeod› I've heard that ________ never could properly defend her dissertation.
‹Hez› I've heard ________ has more babydaddies than a courtroom at Christmas
‹Hez› i've heard ________ learned to read in a maximum security women's prison
‹Bubbles McLeod› I've heard that she uses candy bar wrappers as condoms, which might explain the babydaddy thing.
‹Bubbles McLeod› I've heard that ________ gave the clap to Adam Corolla.
‹Hez› hahahah sad
‹Hez› I've heard she gave it to Abe Vigoda
‹Hez› I'm sure we're both right
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard that one of her babydaddies is the Salt Lake Community College Class of 1991.
‹Hez› I heard she got her prom date by waterboarding
‹Bubbles McLeod› Hez, Yeah, but we all know that he was gay.
‹Hez› and her cousin
‹Hez› still, the waterboarding!
‹Bubbles McLeod› Yep. She waterboarded her gay cousin to get him to take her to the prom.
‹Hez› so excessive
‹Bubbles McLeod› It's sad, really.
‹Hez› i've heard she chews up to 3 pounds of her own hair a month
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard that she owns The Complete Bay City Rollers Box Set
‹Bubbles McLeod› I've heard that she poops gum, hair, semen and blood.
‹Hez› hahaha
‹Hez› i've heard her living room is covered in beer posters
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard she once tried to cure a yeast infection with graham cracker crumbs.
‹Hez› and kids dressed as grown-ups kissing
‹Bubbles McLeod› and Thomas Kinkade prints.
‹Hez› i heard she sold the rubber gloves she used in that on ebay
‹Bubbles McLeod› That's right, and she included the meat tenderizer free!
‹Hez› i heard she was deflowered by a huckabee
‹Bubbles McLeod› Hez, Yeah, the Huckabee's mini dachshund.
‹Bubbles McLeod› I heard she once mutual masturbated with Kathy Griffin.
‹Hez› ew
‹Bubbles McLeod› Lotta red hair in her shower after that one.
‹Hez› and in her teeth
‹Bubbles McLeod› I've heard she's sucked up more seamen than every hurricane combined.
‹Bubbles McLeod› I've heard you can look her up in most medical dictionaries under "Distended g-spot."
Feb 10th
Nick Allison
Feb 7th