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suitep: via www.notcot.com Nice.

Aug 1st

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Porn For The Blind. Here’s an awesome description of “MILF Soup” - quite...

Jul 31st

applearts: Interior design room: gli specchi

Jul 31st

applearts: Interior design room: Kukka Tolin Children’s Play...

Jul 31st

soupsoup: everythingontheinternetistrue: ...

Jul 31st

Ballantine Books to Publish Book Inspired by...

Jul 31st

doree: Apartment Therapy Unplugged | Final Frame: The...

Jul 31st

travors: instead of just typing them? It really annoys me.

Jul 31st

applearts: Interior design room: HEAT ME WHAAAA? Hottt!

Jul 30th

applearts: Interior design room: MacBooks will have a glass,...

Jul 30th

» 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Jul 30th

fabulousbitches: No comment.

Jul 30th

hezful: Finished in the Geo Fo, and served with a red potato...

Jul 30th

hezful: An experiment is in the oven right now - pork chops...

Jul 30th

Kenny Hotz flies "Jesus Sucks" banner over...

Jul 30th

Oy vey, Amy. (Artist: Michele Melcher via BlackBook)

Jul 30th

soupsoup:seriouslythough:kathlellen:slippy: Twitter of...

Jul 29th

soupsoup:boringloser: Tumblr lives up to its name.

Jul 29th

“I’d like to see female litigators embrace the term...”
— Who says attorneys don’t have...

Jul 29th

A Thought That Just Occurred To Me In...

marklisanti: God is expressing his displeasure about the shuttering of Scrabulous. UPDATE: Liana...

Jul 29th

Okay, now I see it. * It’s not often I break gossip...

Jul 29th

Somebody just needs to add a little motion blur of the word...

Jul 29th

Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog - now taking...

Jul 29th

travors: Thingpart

Jul 29th

(via lookmom) Step away from the bamboo and nobody’s...

Jul 29th

pica:tightgrip: kattt: scout

Jul 29th

Listen

soupsoup: sarazucker: the ting tings - that’s not my name Or you could have just got this from...

Jul 29th

Fairy fronds. (Photo by me)

Jul 29th

Maybe a bit late to this bandwagon

Jul 29th

Love the herringbone effect marble wall in this bathroom by...

Jul 29th

Oh dear. Click through to enlarge… if you dare. (Moon...

Jul 29th

via hezful: I just had a yumgasm. Free-range organic...

Jul 29th

soupsoup: nudawn: zoee: Waffle Couch - waffle fries,...

Jul 29th

Savage Chickens: CouchBot2000 Cartoon (via travors)

Jul 29th

Uh Oh - my new Gchat playmate

Hez: We're livin in the fuuutchaaa. We'll be eating dehydrated food in no time
Karen Uh Oh: Space Food Sticks, baby. How I roll.
Hez: I duel with space food sticks
Hez: better than lightsabres - if you get tired you can have a snack
KUO: I once won a sixth grade science fair because of that fine product.
Hez: I suspect you have won many things
KUO: Except the one thing I really wanted. Sigh.
Hez: Which is? The heart of Camilla Parker Bowles?
KUO: No, the bowels of Camilla Parker Heart.
Hez: Oh this is gonna be fun
KUO: Yeah, what you see on Gawker is nothing.
Hez: BWAHA
KUO: I had to install aisles on here for people to roll in.
Hez: Hyuk Central is what this is gonna be
KUO: No, no, there will be pathos as well.
Hez: Oh yes, pathos is my bitch
KUO: I need tissue. I'm already clouding up. Just thinking about what might have never been.
Hez: i'll sing a sad song for you or recite a verse about me dear departed ma. You'll be blubbering like Moby Dick. Wait. that didn't make sense the way I wanted. Oh well. Fuck it.
KUO: I'm not touching that with YOUR harpoon.
Hez: I AM A LADY! I have just the "poon"
KUO: Well, on the Internet, you can be whomever you want, they say. I could be a lady
Hez: You might want to think about a Swiss finishing school. Swiss hand jobs are said to be the best
KUO: I'm sorry, you can only drive 100 there
Hez: These are problems for the chauffeur. Why are you troubling me with these details??? ;)
KUO: OK, I've never seen the wink before. And god knows I've begged to
Hez: My screen is going to be covered in spittle after our conversations I think. AND I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY
Hez: I am rehydrating slowly. As a friend says when offered water to drink, "Uh, I'm THIRSTY, not DIRTY"
KUO: You want Gatorade. It knows what you're thirsty for.
Hez: Instead all I have is haterade
KUO: So I've been told.
Hez: But i drink it out of the bottles with the sports nozzle, because my hate is an active, sporty hate. It needs a good bra.
KUO: "Sports nozzle". I like that. I will steal it.
Hez: Please, stealing is all we have left as a people. Inside all of us is someone just cruising for a stint in juvie.
Hez: I will happily tell you everyone I think are bitches and assholes on Gawker
KUO: Hez, I want to stay off your list. So you tell me what to do
Hez: I got a little slappy with one ho this weekend - i wanted her to get hoisted on her own petard
KUO: Who was it? I didn't look back
Hez: Right. Pillar of salt and all that.
Hez: Rule #1 - DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN PETARD!

Jul 29th

soupsoup:hydeordie:via walpaper Too bad nobody flipped...

Jul 29th

“These aren’t my eyes anymore - they are straight up...”
— Today is Irrational Fits of...

Jul 28th

karion: NOBODY IS WATCHING! http://nonsociety.aqu

Jul 28th

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Jul 28th

Mr. Sicha has signed on for another five-day...

Jul 28th

This logo is teh alsome.  (via katiebakes)

Jul 28th

Just a handful of hardcores (Raincoaster, MercuryPDX, me and...

Jul 28th

Lego sushi (via applearts)

Jul 28th

(Joints #14, via nevver)

Jul 28th

Best IMDb comments EVAR!

Jul 28th

lookmom: I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HAVE THAT SINK!!!! WHAT...

Jul 28th

We seem to like a lot of the same things, Mackenzie and I....

Jul 27th

toomuchawesome: Looks like somebody had a rough night. Is...

Jul 27th

(via fatmanatee)

Jul 27th

Celebratory sunnies from Girlprops (via Fops and Dandies,...

Jul 27th

Strappy = happy. (via goldenfiddle)

Jul 27th

Badass Mary Kates sunnies from Yoshiko. (Shaded View On...

Jul 27th

fek: And that’s how we like it. To my decrepit, sleazy,...

Jul 27th

Get Wiiggy with it! For you ION, because I know how much you...

Jul 27th

100 of the sexiest, smartest, nicest goddamn people on teh...

Jul 27th

Swimming pool (via suitep) Calgon, take me away!

Jul 27th

File under: things you never want to...

katiebakes: Krucoff: “After you left the other night, me, fek and 99 talked about you for awhile.” ...

Jul 27th

soupsoup:ashleyisboss:milkwasabadchoice:catastrofe FFS, I...

Jul 27th

lookmom: This chair would look nice with a 20 lb mix of my...

Jul 27th

merlin:yourmonkeycalled: Twitter Cookies

Jul 27th

(lookmom via mollylambert)

Jul 27th

Ow

My head hurts and where did that bruise on my foot come from and my god that bartender just kept the...

Jul 26th

Dexter. The official dog of Tumblr. (karion via suitep)

Jul 26th

applearts:Interior design room: iPhone Coffin Or a Vista,...

Jul 26th

Truly one of the wonders of the world… the Bizarro...

Jul 26th

“Love anything and your heart will certainly be wrung and...”
— C.S. Lewis (via...

Jul 26th

On Paper Wings via nevver

Jul 26th

lookmom: PRICELESS. My Dad’s letter to Saturday Night Live...

Jul 26th

The Riff: Interview: "Garfield Minus...

Jul 26th

marklisanti: Unacceptable. Pls redesign immediately to...

Jul 26th

I just melted into a little puddle of...

Replies to my emails from both Balk AND Choire in the same day!!!! Jesus Christ Supahstah!...

Jul 26th

Condoms are indeed useless, not mention...

cajunboy: Blakeley: it hurts when i pee. me: WHO YOU BEEN BANGIN’ BOY?! Blakeley: that’s the...

Jul 25th

ZOMG! Version 2 is even bester. Vote for your fave Choire...

Jul 25th

ZOMG! CHOIRE CASSIDY! Da do ron YES! (Thanks to winged...

Jul 25th

Cahiers du cinéma

alexbalk: David Cho really missed his calling. I’m afraid of what will happen if Colbert gets...

Jul 25th

“Borrowing money is like wetting your bed at night. At first...”
—  bunsen (via imkevin)

Jul 25th

ZombieHarmony.com

Jul 25th

carmenmariah:unicornology:seriouslythough: Via Etsy....

Jul 25th

Famehoarding

So with the release today of the latest X-Files movie, it occurs to me that I’ve been hanging...

Jul 25th

soupsoup:commacommachameleon:benjaminhilts:amayadori: via...

Jul 25th

rubendomfer: Hoy es el día internacional del Administrador...

Jul 25th

If someone can Photoshop Choire Sicha’s face onto this...

Jul 25th

Jokes which were funny at the beginning...

alexbalk: • “Hey, I’d like to get a raise from Nick, can you make an announcement that you hired...

Jul 25th

This wallpaper is also full of yes, but for different...

Jul 25th

This wallpaper is jam-packed full of yes. (via lookmom)

Jul 25th

“I can’t believe people go through this shit in order to have...”
— The big day finally arrived...

Jul 25th

Your Daily Dose of JA Schadenfreude

via youngmanhattanite: You know how at the end of Dangerous Liasions everybody booed when...

Jul 25th

Watch

ryanbrown: katiebakes: nickdouglas: Keith Gessen: Keith Gessen Movie Features Not Quite All...

Jul 25th

Know yo throwdowns. (Top: via Accordion Guy; bottom: via...

Jul 25th

WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING ALL MY LIFE?

Jul 25th

De Nile gets a bad rap, but this hotel - or should I say...

Jul 25th

These goddamn pillows have a better life than I do. [Photo...

Jul 25th

I'm pretty sure it's called Whore Island...

dearconbon: katiebakes: I’m probably planning a trip to Greece in September. Does anyone have any...

Jul 25th

From last night: me and the adorable Mia Cosco (daughter of...

Jul 25th

nerdalert:align:longwinter: [source unknown] GAH! I...

Jul 25th

Ladre de dios! Here’s an impressive DIY that recycles...

Jul 25th

nevver:Strandparty für Mörder My underpants haven’t...

Jul 25th

FavoUr to Ask

Jul 24th

“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make...”
— Marilyn Monroe (via...

Jul 24th

Is there an Ann Landers for...

dearconbon: toomuchawesome: My roommate bought me a Digiorno pizza as a “Congrats For Quitting...

Jul 24th

Watch

Fast-forward to 5:14 for the line I imagine Alex Balk saying today. (But watch the whole thing,...

Jul 24th

“Sometimes I don’t even wash the forks before I let...”
— Actually, I don’t even...

Jul 24th

Moe Tkacik Decides To Stay With Gawker And...

Jul 24th

BREAKING: Matthew Broderick probably...

cajunboy: Aw geez, this is turning out to be a really bad week for the antiquated social...

Jul 24th

“I can’t imagine what it’s like to be so culturally out of...”
— Me. Indeed, I am often an...

Jul 23rd

For my charming Gawker pal. (via merlin)

Jul 23rd

File this under “naughty name but looks...

Jul 23rd

Deeply in love with this reupholstered ’70s Danish...

Jul 23rd

Revenge is a dish best served frozen in carbonite…...

Jul 23rd

via the stumblng tumblr: The latest absurdity in Zimbabwe;...

Jul 23rd

applearts:Interior design room: Roly Poly Pot

Jul 23rd

FAIL Bale? Sure, he's animated, but...

unicornology:via secondgradefresh:entrails:slowsymphonies: “HEY SUPERBITCH!...

Jul 23rd

Stephen Hawking in Lego, from here via this (via the...

Jul 23rd

Self-portrait with steer skull. (Photo by me)

Jul 23rd

(via unicornology)

Jul 23rd

Lightskipping #2 - #1 is here. (Photo by me)

Jul 23rd

via the stumblngtumblr

Jul 23rd

Love. (via lookmom)

Jul 23rd

Hot mess probably cooler to touch and tidying...

Jul 23rd

applearts:Interior design room: Handpresso Wild Ohhhh...

Jul 23rd

LC, the style maven behind Fops and Dandies is soon to be...

Jul 23rd

Tumblr MP3 Player by Dan Kantor

Jul 23rd

webmarc: Erica’s coffee maker grinds beans on demand on a...

Jul 23rd

travors:via chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy & jonic

Jul 23rd

A Note On The Previous Post Re: A Kitten...

marklisanti: No, I’m not going to reveal the name of the other kitten. Suffice it to say that it’s...

Jul 23rd

Look at it this way, Peter...

fatmanatee: Maybe you’ll get makeup sex with 25 women. 25 women under 25? Pfft. I can name that...

Jul 23rd

LQ Fun Fact

marklisanti: One of my friends recently adopted a pair of kittens. And named one of them “The...

Jul 23rd

Old Guys & Young Girls: I Hate You

karion: I’ll make this easy for you, Peter.  You know why women like to date older guys?   They...

Jul 23rd

“There is no secret that women are usually at their most...”
—  Knox, who for that remark,...

Jul 22nd

Lightskipping. (Photo by me)

Jul 22nd

How To Get Twitter Wrong

Jul 22nd

inothernews: Estelle Getty, R.I.P.

Jul 22nd

The abbaya perspective

Jul 22nd

Those aren’t canaries. (photo by me)

Jul 22nd

Oh, yeah, we saw that coming.

karion: She delivered quite the public resignation letter to Gawker.  Note to self?  The answer is...

Jul 22nd

Undersharing

Sorry for the paucity of fresh Tumbles lately. Had to T C of some B in the R L. Soon, my pretties,...

Jul 22nd

via hezful: Here’s what I made tonight: Grilled chicken...

Jul 21st

applearts:Interior design room: Nest by Morph

Jul 21st

Weigh it, wash it. (photo by me)

Jul 20th

“The best part about the UFC fight on TV right now? One guy...”

Jul 20th

“If you ever want to lose faith in humanity, read any...”
— New York Times commenter (via...

Jul 20th

unicornology:align:(via sailors)

Jul 20th

travors: I like the sound of this guy.

Jul 20th

merlin: “A Very Thin Man in Central Park, NYC” by Diane...

Jul 19th

Jigglism. (photo by me)

Jul 19th

Weak-Ass Tumblr Tech Talk with Hez

inothernews: mabelmoments: cvxn: mabelmoments: inothernews: mabelmoments: (snip) I...

Jul 19th

Weak-Ass Tumblr Tech Talk with Hez

mabelmoments: inothernews: mabelmoments: heya HEZ. I’m tarting up the place and I want to add a...

Jul 19th

And in my case, it’s that person’s birthday...

Jul 19th

Drum roll please....

The announcement I’ve been teasing you with: Ladies and gentumblrs… I present to you...

Jul 19th

Oh Moe...

Jul 19th

“I like life. It’s something to do.”
— Ronnie Shakes (via travors)

Jul 18th

via mabelmoments: (I fucking love this meme)

Jul 18th

via travors: Steampunk R2D2 by ~amoebabloke on deviantART

Jul 18th

Vader for Pope?

mabelmoments: Pope seeks to erase ‘Darth Vader’ image ROME - Pope Benedict XVI asked the...

Jul 18th

mabelmoments: Darth Vader was following The Pope around in...

Jul 18th

Carolyne Quartermaine has done a bedroom I would never...

Jul 18th

lookmom:jessicabigarel:davemorin:caro:soupsoup:chainchewinggu...

Jul 18th

It's a big ole world out there, kids. Go get...

Jul 18th

I don’t know what in holy hell is supposed to be going...

Jul 18th

via nerdalert: byerinb: modernmommy:

Jul 18th

Sigh. I know.

Jul 18th

deadscreen: “I am not a webcock” - President Richard Milhous...

Jul 18th

Teenager Arrested For Pretending To Be A...

Jul 18th

Free Feist concert in Victoria (jellus,...

Jul 18th

(via faildogs)

Jul 18th

My parents' cats are secret muslims, too!

Jul 18th

We are so first world it is fucking...

brianvan: Can you save my spot on the iPhone line? I have to go wait in the Batman line now.

Jul 18th

Shouldn't that be "why don't you go fuck...

dearconbon: Come to think of it, do these things have time stamps? No? In that case, fuck you, Hez....

Jul 18th

Faster, pithier. Oh well.

dearconbon: cvxn: Blogging on YM is the new IM. You forgot “hotter”.

Jul 18th

Blogging on YM is the new IM.

Jul 18th

nevver: One Less Fixie! / NewsToday

Jul 17th

A rerun from a few weeks ago on my birthday, but possibly...

Jul 17th

GONZO JOURNALISM. ...

Jul 17th

“What I do know is that he’s one of the hardest-working...”
— Plywood? Obviously this writer...

Jul 17th

pica: Picture This: Light Rain With 22 days to go before...

Jul 17th

suitep: sparklingpants: I am seriously obsessed with all...

Jul 17th

Three Bold Emmy Predictions

marklisanti: 1. Boston Legal’s James Spader, in accordance with the terms of his Satanic pact for...

Jul 17th

Handprinted wallpaper by Lena Corwin (from her new DIY book,...

Jul 17th

Bourdain blogs Colombia (for Karion)

Jul 17th

thecrossroads: via cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com

Jul 17th

Cross fingers!

Hoping to have something to announce here later today. I’m pretty stoked about my chances, but...

Jul 17th

Listen

Is there a better song right now than “That’s Not My Name” by The Ting Tings? I...

Jul 17th

soupsoup:mdfsmash: [via: somethingchanged:...

Jul 17th

G33K 5UP3RH3R035

Jul 17th

Depressed Dog

Jul 17th

(via toomuchawesome)

Jul 17th

Nick Allison: a photoconstructive criticism, by me. (Yeah,...

Jul 17th

soupsoup: blogebrity: inothernews: Using my superior...

Jul 17th

Baugher's back, baby

Jul 17th

jomc: mediation: ]from[

Jul 17th

Last Word for a While on Loopt

Jul 17th

kylebunch: lonelysandwich: APESHIT THEATER by Scott...

Jul 17th

“What Susan Sontag wrote in 1964 in her seminal disquisition...”
— David Rakoff - NYT, 2002. ...

Jul 16th

Yeah, um… I’ll have what Helen Mirren is having....

Jul 16th

The Mysterious Parsing Noise

dearconbon: Dear Conbon, I am the author of a modestly well-received blog that parsed the manic...

Jul 16th

willw: implodr: This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your...

Jul 16th

I don't know why I am able to watch this...

Jul 16th

marklisanti: Before you succumb to a cutegasm, know that...

Jul 16th

The deal that never existed, from the...

When “the [fictional] Bravo deal” mysteriously goes away (and it will), she can describe...

Jul 16th

Dear Conbon: what are the signs of the...

dearconbon: cvxn: And is your decision to finally get a Tumblr one of them? Also, will I be...

Jul 16th

Conbon really is a dear

Conbon: this tumblr is great. It's a much larger forum in which to mock you
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA! You have a forum as BIG AS THE WORLD now

Jul 16th

marklisanti: Truer words have rarely been tweeted....

Jul 16th

Dear Conbon: what are the signs of the...

And is your decision to finally get a Tumblr one of them? Also, will I be able to wear the shoes I...

Jul 16th

ryanbrown: rickyv: Jeff Rubin told me about “The...

Jul 16th

Silence of the Clams

Jul 16th

And now she's dead.

Jul 15th

travors: I made my own Garfield minus Garfield flavoured...

Jul 15th

czupcaks: Menilmontant.

Jul 15th

“A personal blog is as valuable to the writer as the reader....”
— Five Lessons From a Year of...

Jul 15th

Check out this cool Tumblr theme

Jul 15th

Bravo finally reveals the cast of Project...

Jul 15th

thingsyoucantdocokedup: TWEEZE Or, before you do, just...

Jul 15th

Haterade for all my friends!

Jul 15th

Screen printed wool pillow… because the Log Lady gets...

Jul 15th

Painting by San Francisco artist Christina Empedocles (via...

Jul 15th

Adorable bird print by Kate Wilson (via Design*Sponge)

Jul 15th

Vintage monogram on a cushion by contemporary London...

Jul 15th

I follow you...

suitep: you follow me. I think we’ve got a good thing going on here. Indeed we do. Can’t wait...

Jul 15th

The Loopt SMS Mess

Jul 15th

“#4: Never say ‘I’m friends with the owner.’ Restaurant...”
— 13 Things Your Waiter Won’t...

Jul 15th

Hey Ma, Look!

chrismohney: I got my name in Wired! Time to start extending the brand. You hot bitch. I’m...

Jul 15th

kylebunch: nonsociety: Alright, Meghan. We get it. ...

Jul 15th

“After Radar named her the third-most-hated person on the...”
— Memo to WIRED: No, it...

Jul 15th

“Nonsociety is so awesome Emily’s tattoos are organized...”
— Young Manhattanite

Jul 14th

Nobody Tumbles on Sundays...

Jul 14th

“It takes a genius to whine appealingly.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald. (via...

Jul 14th

Happy Birthday Mabel! That’s a really good look for...

Jul 14th

Listen

Here’s one more song from last night… I lose my way in a few spots here, but overall I...

Jul 14th

Listen

I wrote this song tonight! It’s called “Band House”… I was singing with my...

Jul 13th

pica: My favorite among all the revised versions of the...

Jul 12th

This was just crazy enough to work.

Jul 12th

Mah new shoes are soooo good.

Jul 12th

Tonight’s late movie, the 1948 version of The Three...

Jul 12th

“To be blunt, she was just so damn Gawker. She made cracks...”
— HuffPo’s Chez Pazienza on...

Jul 12th

I did it all today

I held an iPhone, turned down someone’s offer to buy me one, and had a PINK GRAPEFRUIT...

Jul 12th

Everybody's back!

After a marathon flight from Korea, the other half of the couple for whom I’m kittysitting is...

Jul 12th

brianvan: katiebakes: ninety9: Rex, you forgot the </brag>.* Wait, someone remind me:...

Jul 12th

HOWTO: post more than one song to your...

madeupmemories: spiegelman: A quick guide to the Revolutionary™ Rosenthal-Spiegelman Tumblr...

Jul 11th

108 to 10 at last count

Jul 11th

“If you said you loved ‘Wall-E’ 2 weeks ago, but are...”
— Anil Dash (via caro) (via...

Jul 11th

marklisanti: Someecards always knows exactly what to say.

Jul 11th

applearts: Interior design room: Rhyme & Reason - LED...

Jul 11th

applearts: Interior design room: Band Aid Ring from ‘Open!...

Jul 11th

PNW Gawker Commenter's Ball moved to...

What was I thinking trying to get people from out of town up here after work on a Friday? Silly Hez....

Jul 11th

Happy Birthday, Pea!

I’m a West coaster too, so I got this in with 15 minutes to spare! I haz a jellus of ur fude!

Jul 11th

Proto-Twitter (photo by me)

Jul 11th

“It was a nightmare! I went from Supernova Heights to my...”
— East London actor Danny Dyer...

Jul 11th

nevver: Eclectic Gipsyland

Jul 11th

Beers in the sun

Off to laugh and drink with a pal on a patio. Check Twitterfeed for updates, but otherwise,...

Jul 11th

HotFAIL

Anybody else getting daily MSN Messenger spam from sexchat sites and online Viagra sales? Trying to...

Jul 10th

“Answers to: Sloth” is possibly the funniest...

Jul 10th

lowlife: Time Out Beirut Resumes Publishing Whom do we have...

Jul 10th

Watch

toomuchawesome: I love Tracie and all, but I kind of think this is funnier than rape jokes. I can...

Jul 10th

Sublime. (via garfieldminusgarfield)

Jul 10th

Or fancy ball gown fabric WIN? (via pica:Satanism Fail...

Jul 10th

toomuchawesome: Has there ever been a more useful sign?

Jul 10th

“Coding around Internet Explorer is like planning a meal for...”
— Merlin Mann

Jul 10th

Mini vMac DS...

Jul 10th

toomuchawesome: (via tumbledore) Suck a shark’s dick...

Jul 10th

The Modern Drunkard rules

cajunboy: “Modern life is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief....

Jul 10th

via the stumblng tumblr (from here via this)

Jul 10th

And while I’m making pee jokes… (from Maxwell...

Jul 10th

They can dance and they can prance, but the last two drops...

Jul 10th

Butterfly clock by Diamantini and Domeniconi (via...

Jul 10th

A magical array of mail slots and doorbells in Tournai,...

Jul 10th

Dutch bike dispenser - on display July 10 to Sept 28 in NYC...

Jul 10th

I’m kind of obsessed with portable grills. This one is...

Jul 10th

pica: livejamie:Octo-Pied Building by FilthyLuker &...

Jul 10th

West Coast Gawkerers! VANCOUVER (f)or...

JUST ANNOUNCED: The West Coast/Pacific Northwest Gawker Commenter’s Ball is ON! We’re...

Jul 10th

Boo-urns, Barry. Was I naïve to have expected better of you?...

Jul 10th

My kickass birthday present from dad.

Jul 10th

“It’s not easy making the Internet a better place but I...”
— Oh, Krucoff, you really do...

Jul 10th

“Lindsay Lohan: one of the new breed of celezbrities”
— My coinages might not make it...

Jul 10th

Mah Tumblr just broke even

Thanks to Marfamonstar, I now have as many followers as followees! W000t!

Jul 10th

Best. GawkerStalker. Evar.

ryanbrown: apparently john sent this to gawker stalker today Just passed Ryan Brown coming out of...

Jul 10th

Pfft.

Amateurs.

Jul 10th

toomuchawesome: Why is Jamie Lynn taking hair color cues...

Jul 10th

Listen

The inimitable Tom Lehrer. (This one’s for you, Pete.)

Jul 10th

Perms are Back?

Jul 10th

Watch

“Inside the Mind of Danny Tanner.” Brilliant. (Elephant Larry blog, via Videogum)

Jul 9th

American Hero Fired!

Jul 9th

jomc: wrongdistance.com

Jul 9th

Only $1400 for these burlap-covered French chairs! (via...

Jul 9th

Awww, the kitties made me breakfast!

Jul 9th

One more and I break even!

rodtownsend: cvxn: Currently I have almost as many followers as I follow. I just need one more to...

Jul 9th

One more and I break even!

Currently I have almost as many followers as I follow. I just need one more to break even....

Jul 9th

12 years a quitter

July 8, 1996 was my last cigarette. If you know me, you’ll know I am the most licentious,...

Jul 9th

I'm having a bad intertime

Sorry for the bloggus interruptus, but the cnxn where i’m staying is kind of a box of cocks...

Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

If they're just an online pal, I'd call...

davidcho: If there’s not a word to describe someone who you can’t really say is your friend (I...

Jul 8th

I bet he's a tiger in the sack if a...

fek: Also, apparently, I possibly resemble the Cookie Monster. I’ve got your *cute* right here,...

Jul 8th

Wil Wheaton reminisces on the closing of the...

Jul 8th

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Jul 8th

Squinty McSidewalk

Jul 8th

This is the textbook definition of “dreamy”....

Jul 8th

Aw, sorry, dude. Cold comfort, but at least this guy needs a...

Jul 7th

YouTomb: where yanked YouTube videos go to...

Jul 7th

"Job-loss issues aside, runaway film...

Jul 7th

“These women are shining a light for thousands of Midwestern...”
— The Straightener on...

Jul 7th

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Jul 7th