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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via katehess)
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My Political Prediction for 2012: It's...
ericmortensen:
robertreich:
My political prediction for 2012 (based on absolutely no inside information): Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden swap places. Biden becomes Secretary of State — a position he’s apparently coveted for years. And Hillary Clinton, Vice President.
So the Democratic ticket for 2012 is Obama-Clinton.
Why do I say this? Because Obama needs to stir the passions and...
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People may say the spirit of the season is dead
So how come all of my drug dealers texted me a proper “Merry Christmas” yesterday?
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Tips for ex-boyfriends celebrating the holidays...
Did you know it’s super pretty (and totally safe) to put lots of real candles in your Christmas tree? Just load that fucker up and keep lots of matches close by in case some don’t stay lit! And don’t forget, if you need batteries for the new girlfriend’s gift (wink wink), there’s always lots in the smoke alarm you can use! YOU’RE WELCOME AND HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY...
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That moment
When the sight of some cute dog makes you all soft-hearted and seasonally apologetic and you’re about to say sorry to the “internet boyfriend” you were kind of cunty to a few months ago because he never seemed to have any time to flirtchat anymore…
And then you notice his tweets about his GIRLFRIEND.
So yeah… fuck you, buddy… I meant every nasty word.
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Somebody just referred to it as "the intertub"...
And typo or not, it’s my new fave thing of today.
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TSA Agent Finds Pot in Bag, Leaves It, Along With...
villagevoice:
A mere 5 words:
“Get your freak on girl”
Couldn’t they have elaborated?
Find out more.
YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS.
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lilianag replied to your video: WE BE BANGIN WIT DAT 3G AGAIN, YEEEAHHH BOIIEEEE
I don’t “Toddlers and Tiaras” but OMG THIS GIF
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I really hope people keep buying it a lot, so I can have
shitloads of money,...
– HEY LOOK YOU GUYS I GOT AN EMAIL FROM LOUIS CK! (And so did you if you bought his amazing new standup special online for a measly $5! You too would get to know things about people and stuff!!)
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