cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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“Well, let me just put a stop to this shit right now. You can give me gold-plated day care and an awesome public school right on the street corner and start paying me 15% more at work, and I still do not want a baby. I don’t particularly like babies. They are loud and smelly and, above all other things, demanding. No matter how much free day care you throw at women, babies are still time-sucking monsters with their constant neediness. No matter how flexible you make my work schedule, my entire life would be overturned by a baby. I like my life how it is, with my ability to do what I want when I want without having to arrange for a babysitter. I like being able to watch True Detective right now and not wait until baby is in bed. I like sex in any room of the house I please. I don’t want a baby. I’ve heard your pro-baby arguments. Glad those work for you, but they are unconvincing to me. Nothing will make me want a baby.

And don’t float “adoption” as an answer. Adoption? Fuck you, seriously. I am not turning my body over for nine months of gaining weight and puking and being tired and suffering and not being able to sleep on my side and going to the hospital for a bout of misery and pain so that some couple I don’t know and probably don’t even like can have a baby. I don’t owe that couple a free couch to sleep on while they come to my city to check out the local orphans, so I sure as shit don’t own them my body. I like drinking alcohol and eating soft cheese. I like not having a giant growth protruding out of my stomach. I hate hospitals and like not having stretch marks. We don’t even force men to donate sperm—a largely pleasurable activity with no physical cost—so forcing women to donate babies is reprehensible.”

The Real Debate Isn’t About “Life” But About What We Expect Of Women | The Raw Story (via brutereason)

"So, reading those three paragraphs above? I bet at some point you recoiled a bit, even if you don’t want to have recoiled a bit.  Don’t I sound selfishHedonistic? Isn’t there something very unfeminine about my bluntness here? Hell, I’m performing against gender norms so hard that even I recoil a little.

This is actually what I think, and I feel zero guilt about it, but I know that saying so out loud will cause people to want to hit me with the Bad Woman ruler, and that causes a little dread. Why do we feel this way?

What kind of training and socialization did we receive that made us think there’s something terribly wrong about a woman who is hurting no one and is actually pretty nice but wants what she wants in her private life and doesn’t apologize about it? Is there a reason that we should bully women into pretending that they’re more interested in being selfless and eternally nurturing than they actually are, even at great cost to themselves?”

(via voicesforchoices)

Co-sign.

Ladies! Guess which fashion-forward young go-getter (so exhausted from his high-powered office day he didn’t even have time to change & kept losing his grip on the handsome-yet-cumbersome free PC tower he was using as a pillow so it flew noisily across the bus, causing him to jolt awake and inquire after his current whereabouts) will probably be online later tonight typing unintelligible requests for your tittays?

Ladies! Guess which fashion-forward young go-getter (so exhausted from his high-powered office day he didn’t even have time to change & kept losing his grip on the handsome-yet-cumbersome free PC tower he was using as a pillow so it flew noisily across the bus, causing him to jolt awake and inquire after his current whereabouts) will probably be online later tonight typing unintelligible requests for your tittays?

(Source: fatdogblog)

crocodileblackpelvis:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

Less than an apartment.

Yeahhh… that would be the EAST coast. Not nearly as cheap on the West side, given that people like Paul Allen buy ours.

justinejoli:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Magical Blue Crystals Cover an Entire Room by  Roger Hiorns

Seizure is a large-scale installation by British artist Roger Hiorns in which he used unexpected materials to transform an everyday room into a giant piece of art. To create the site-specific installation, Hiorns covered the surface of the interior with plastic sheeting. He then poured more than 20,000 gallons of boiling copper sulphate solution into the abandoned space and let the liquid cool for three weeks. As the liquid cooled, these strange blue crystalline growths began to form, covering the walls, the floors, and the ceiling. The remaining liquid was drained and sent out for special chemical recycling.             

So fucking crazy.

Fucking dude blue it.

Someone’s cat: 1; someone’s office seating options: 0 #dumpstervignettes

Someone’s cat: 1; someone’s office seating options: 0 #dumpstervignettes

From the “face your fear and do it anyway” files… I guess I’m drawing stuff for one of my projects? #ack #workinprogress

From the “face your fear and do it anyway” files… I guess I’m drawing stuff for one of my projects? #ack #workinprogress

BRB guys, just gotta firebomb something! #whowouldconvictme #callitapublicservice (at Michaels)

BRB guys, just gotta firebomb something! #whowouldconvictme #callitapublicservice (at Michaels)

Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin glazed in rhubarb jam w/ yukon golds, green beans + roasted butternut squash (not shown) #yum #latergram

Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin glazed in rhubarb jam w/ yukon golds, green beans + roasted butternut squash (not shown) #yum #latergram

archiemcphee:

"She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid."

Star Wars fan Bill Deacon transformed his 1974 Chevy Malibu into a street-legal replica of the Millennium Falcon. The road vehicle-turned-spacecraft features all sorts of great details, including HANCHWY vanity plates and a field of streaking stars around the ship’s bow on the hood and front bumper. But our favorite feature is the cockpit mounted in place of the right starboard side-view mirror that contains Han Solo and Chewbacca action figures.

[via Geekologie]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HELLO FRIEND

EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT

YOU ARE STILL GOOD

YES

HERE

WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS

AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD

SO

(PET PET PET)

(Source: catleecious)

Superb (& stunningly beach viewy) #Vancouver breakfast w/ @krucoff, incl quintessential Caesar #latergram (at Raincity Grill)

Superb (& stunningly beach viewy) #Vancouver breakfast w/ @krucoff, incl quintessential Caesar #latergram (at Raincity Grill)

suitep:

iamdawt:

This is a real hoot to watch! (via Watching these two old women fly for the first time is pure gold)

This was really wonderful.

I really, really enjoyed that.

suitep:

iamdawt:

This is a real hoot to watch! (via Watching these two old women fly for the first time is pure gold)

This was really wonderful.

I really, really enjoyed that.

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