cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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Pardon the hackneyed turn of phrase, but this shit just got real. #kickgameupgrade

Pardon the hackneyed turn of phrase, but this shit just got real. #kickgameupgrade

The exact SECOND I was taking this pic of her great outfit, hoping she wouldn’t trip in those #redheels…

The exact SECOND I was taking this pic of her great outfit, hoping she wouldn’t trip in those #redheels…

This guy was such a trouper on the Seabus! I opted not to stay overnight at my folks’ after all, but he sure had fun in their yard. (at Waterfront Seabus Terminal)

This guy was such a trouper on the Seabus! I opted not to stay overnight at my folks’ after all, but he sure had fun in their yard. (at Waterfront Seabus Terminal)

Calm down, cartoon tooth! You don’t even contain muscle tissue!

Calm down, cartoon tooth! You don’t even contain muscle tissue!

On the radio as I came in for my root canal: “Eye Of The Tiger” (I shit you not).

On the radio as I came in for my root canal: “Eye Of The Tiger” (I shit you not).

Lesson learned on my last trip to the doctor’s waiting room: sit facing the LESS terrifying painting.

Lesson learned on my last trip to the doctor’s waiting room: sit facing the LESS terrifying painting.

Among the random shit found under the new telephone pole that sat here for a month before it was erected today: a busted crack pipe, empty pill bottle and the unknown apparatus in the foreground. #partypole #atleasttherewasoneerectionnearme

Among the random shit found under the new telephone pole that sat here for a month before it was erected today: a busted crack pipe, empty pill bottle and the unknown apparatus in the foreground. #partypole #atleasttherewasoneerectionnearme

Love earnin’ those frequent fryer miles! #brunch #cookstagram #yum #whyiworkout

Love earnin’ those frequent fryer miles! #brunch #cookstagram #yum #whyiworkout

#tbt This morning, when I still had a janky busted back molar. #dentalxrays

#tbt This morning, when I still had a janky busted back molar. #dentalxrays

lapitiedangereuse:

Raquel Welch,Peter Sellers 

Eternally crushing on PS.

lapitiedangereuse:

Raquel Welch,Peter Sellers 

Eternally crushing on PS.

tanya77:

whatevs:

decider:

She was a Broadway leading lady, a three-time Emmy winner, a regular face in film, and a lady who lunched. In honor of Elaine Stritch’s passing, we’ve gathered up some of the legendary star’s most memorable moments captured on film. http://dcdr.me/UeohmY

No pants? No probs. Will miss you, Elaine! (PS, are you following us on the new Decider Tumblr? If not, WHY NOT?!?!)

She was one of my favorite kinds of ladies, “Broads”.

I just watched the documentary about her on Netflix. I daresay our sad little world shall never see a queen like her again.

tanya77:

whatevs:

decider:

She was a Broadway leading lady, a three-time Emmy winner, a regular face in film, and a lady who lunched. In honor of Elaine Stritch’s passing, we’ve gathered up some of the legendary star’s most memorable moments captured on film. http://dcdr.me/UeohmY

No pants? No probs. Will miss you, Elaine! (PS, are you following us on the new Decider Tumblr? If not, WHY NOT?!?!)

She was one of my favorite kinds of ladies, “Broads”.

I just watched the documentary about her on Netflix. I daresay our sad little world shall never see a queen like her again.

ghostsareassholes:

Art by Kerry Callen

One way to eliminate the scourge of duckface: massive injections of dental anaesthetic. #frozenjawselfie

One way to eliminate the scourge of duckface: massive injections of dental anaesthetic. #frozenjawselfie

2hr dental appointment today. Am I blinding you with my halo? #liquidlunch

2hr dental appointment today. Am I blinding you with my halo? #liquidlunch

Oh, how I used to love this video! Dat female gaze! (But also, dat white catsuit, dem tittays & dat lipstick 4evaaaaa!)

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