Mommy’s not only smart, her dress is pretty hot, too.
why did I ever take French?
This is almost like when people are telling my grandma to do stuff and she goes, “Well let me just shove a broom up my...
Your child is a cunt? Make a broom. “stand up straight
“Is your child an idiot? Make a broom out of him!”
What every home needs theordinaryboys:
if i ever have a child…