cvxn

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Goaties are so half-assed. Just grow out your fucking beard.

frangry: Pussy.

Goatees: for guys who really wanted to put a toilet seat on their face, but couldn’t quite figure out how to attach it.

[And in a separate level of hell, there’s this vile creature. Doesn’t he have a greased pig or whittling contest to judge somewhere so I can go get some new retinas?]

UPDATE: Frangry came close, actually. Apparently one of the nicknames for a goatee is “prison pussy”.

  1. cvxn reblogged this from frangry and added:
    Pussy. for guys who really wanted to put a toilet seat on their face, but couldn’t quite figure out how to attach it....
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