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One out of two ain't bad...

chfdigital:

youngmanhattanite:

OK, I’m just gonna say it. I think I have a crush on Hez. (I’m hoping that kind of admission is less creepy when the person is over 3000 miles away and at least 10 years older than you.)

I think she’s younger than you, my friend— you gotta remember you’re the McCain of the Tumblr world.

I’ll be 39 on Tuesday. Password to saucy bikini photo gallery available upon request.