cvxn

Enough already

inothernews:

Also whilst in Rochester some lady at a convenience store gave me change for a $1.25 newspaper and after I was like half a block away I noticed that of the three AMERICAN quarters I got as change one was actually a CANADIAN COIN so now I wanna go to Toronto and THROW IT AT THE ROGERS CENTRE.

dearconbon:

cajunboy:

Somewhere out there in the world is someone who is searching for something to kill so that his or her family will have a meal tonight, so to all the whiners of the world bitching about how bad their Monday is…SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PAMPERED ASSHOLES!

Now, as you were…

That’s great for Hunter John or whoever you are talking about and I hope he finds dinner, but Starbucks put whole milk in my latte this morning AND I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR FUCKING SKIM AND NOW MY WEEK IS RUINED.

Would everyone stop talking about going to Toronto already, or does this bitch have to get cutty?

And seriously, ION… “whilst”?

Off to pamper my asshole at my free fancy hotel suite for the night… whilst bussing through Cracktown using my last $2.50. Life is full of contradictions. Caje is right - appreciate, don’t latte hate.