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marklisanti:

Above, resurgent GOP Presidential candidate John McCain unsuccessfully tries to console the white baby opponent Barack Obama stands accused of punching. “Who is the real Barack Obama?” McCain asked a small crowd of supporters in an Albuquerque, New Mexico general store. “A baby-puncher!” screamed a lone voice from the back of the shop. “I’m not gonna quite say that,” the Senator from Arizona said with a wink to a nearby reporter while cradling the squirming infant, then continued, “but did you ever notice how touchy and angry he gets whenever someone brings up the subject of baby-punching? Seems a little suspicious to me.” Later, McCain could be heard berating a campaign aide for “not finding me a whiter brat,” an exchange he told the press was “strictly off the straight-talk record.”

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Lisanti, you SLAY me. PS: The blonde ho by the door (behind dude in the hat) is totally going to cut the bitch baby for moving in on her future husband.