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Happy New Year from Jose Canseco’s Pool Party (via bigfun)

The above is actually no reflection of my New Year’s Eve, which was not spent at a hot tub party as I’d planned (it was cancelled), and instead involved toasting with the champagne OF GINGER ALES, and a slice of Uncle Fatih’s awesome beef and bleu cheese pizza at a snowy bus stop next to a thicket of hooting youth in jaunty ball caps and egregiously printed hoodies…  I think “Snacky Douche Year” is a more appropriate description. It was even kind of entertaining. Hope y’allzez was too!