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hallekiefer:

(via Summer’s Eve Puts The Pussy On A Pedestal)

Summer’s Eve sure went full retard on this one, didn’t they? I have never felt so deeply connected to the earth’s rich lineage of women with profoundly stinky vaginas. We’re to assume it was primarily the stench that enabled Cleopatra to rule Egypt, yes?

It may only be mid-July, but “Summer’s Eve sure went full retard on this one” is a strong early contender for Phrase of the Year. Respect knucks, Halle.

  1. fannyekdahl reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    Though I can’t get behind the whole “retard” thing, everything else is spot on.
  2. hotelcharlie reblogged this from summeromegadeth
  3. weaziller77 reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    I really hope some martial artists fight to the death for a whiff of poonani on the way to work today.
  4. 11zero3 reblogged this from hallekiefer
  5. cvxn reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    It may only be mid-July, but “Summer’s Eve sure went full retard on this one” is a strong early contender for Phrase of...
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