(via Summer’s Eve Puts The Pussy On A Pedestal)
Summer’s Eve sure went full retard on this one, didn’t they? I have never felt so deeply connected to the earth’s rich lineage of women with profoundly stinky vaginas. We’re to assume it was primarily the stench that enabled Cleopatra to rule Egypt, yes?
It may only be mid-July, but “Summer’s Eve sure went full retard on this one” is a strong early contender for Phrase of the Year. Respect knucks, Halle.
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Though I can’t get behind the whole “retard” thing, everything else is spot on.
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I really hope some martial artists fight to the death for a whiff of poonani on the way to work today.
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It may only be mid-July, but “Summer’s Eve sure went full retard on this one” is a strong early contender for Phrase of...
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