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Reasons why today’s bacon & potatoes greasestravaganza is better than yesterday’s:

1. I used twice the bacon.
2. I really browned the shitfuck out of those potato beezys and they’ze all crispy n’ shit.
3. I’m not hung over, so the grease only has to do half the work to give me all the pleasure
4. The bacons have been doubled.
5. Cleaned the kitchen in advance so I don’t have to look at a whole bunch of gross while I eat the best food on earth.
6. Bacons brought their bacon friends with them to my vittles party.

BRB, got to take care of some important breakfast [at 2 pm] biznass.

I honestly do not know when I have enjoyed a simple plate of bacon and potatoes more. And that is seriously saying something, because I’m pretty much a professional enjoyer of both.

This shit is happening.