Reasons why today’s bacon & potatoes greasestravaganza is better than yesterday’s:
- I used twice the bacon.
- I really browned the shitfuck out of those potato beezys and they’ze all crispy n’ shit.
- I’m not hung over, so the grease only has to do half the work to give me all the pleasure
- The bacons have been doubled.
- Cleaned the kitchen in advance so I don’t have to look at a whole bunch of gross while I eat the best food on earth.
- Bacons brought their bacon friends with them to my vittles party.
BRB, got to take care of some important breakfast [at 2 pm] biznass.
I honestly do not know when I have enjoyed a simple plate of bacon and potatoes more. And that is seriously saying something, because I’m pretty much a professional enjoyer of both.