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clarkethesharkmacarthur:

seriously though this might be my favourite video on the internet. it gets funnier the longer you watch it.

OMG… the glissando at the1:30 mark dropped me in a coffin and nailed shut the lid.

(Source: egregious-d)

veephbo:

You gotta be s***ing me.

I laughed so hard during this scene I could barely draw breath.
Darmok & Jalaad had Tanagra… Gary & Selina have this handicapped restroom.

veephbo:

You gotta be s***ing me.

I laughed so hard during this scene I could barely draw breath.

Darmok & Jalaad had Tanagra… Gary & Selina have this handicapped restroom.

crocodileblackpelvis:

funeral-beat:

blasted-pumpkins:

Eiko Ishioka, incredible costume designer (1938-2012)

In particular, she designed costumes of Dracula (Coppola), the Cell, Immortals,….

More precisions about her work on wikipedia

The most talented and amazing costume designer, in my opinion.

ah, The Fall…

Me, greeting my fans erryday.

Me, greeting my fans erryday.

(Source: rum-chaser)

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

crocodileblackpelvis:

Always reblog

(Source: ratgod)

Neil deGrasse Tyson likes to dance from imjustanape on Vimeo.

max-peck:

This is 35 seconds of Neil deGrasse Tyson dancing or: The greatest 35 seconds of your entire life.

Today’s spirit animal is this stone cold addict jonesing for unique, quality curtains at a bargain price. What she has found (close to her home? Worth the trip? These are quibbles! JUST GO!) is so beauuuuuuuutiful she must occasionally reveal it to us in hushed, conspiratorial tones.

Sadly, I regret to inform viewers of this masterpiece that, following a little detective work by one of my FTS colleagues, it would seem her one request of this store was most cruelly and bitterly denied. Where now will her daughters (presumably still being harangued about their deeply offensive life choices involving vertical blinds) shop, and everyone else that flocked to her home, agog at her near superhuman ability to lay her hands on the finest man-made drapery panels ever assembled for less than ten dollars?

And with that injustice bringing a cheap and tawdry curtain down over this dazzlingly accessorized window-covering enthusiast, I declare that the entire Rhode Island Drapery Vending Community is dead to me. 

H/T to iamsosorry for this precious jewel I will cherish for years to come.

Mesmerizing.

Mesmerizing.

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)

(Source: citizendev)

weirdvintage:

Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like dog farts (via)

We have a winner.

weirdvintage:

Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like dog farts (via)

We have a winner.

Happy early Valentine’s Day, internet… don’t say I never gave you anything! [My senior year high school photo, September 1985]

Happy early Valentine’s Day, internet… don’t say I never gave you anything! [My senior year high school photo, September 1985]

#tbt My awesomely ’70s family

#tbt My awesomely ’70s family

karinalongworth:

Meryl Streep GIF of the Day: Meryl as Broadway flop. This is great, but it’s sorely missing the song, and the Bruce WIllis reaction shots, so do yourself a favor and watch the whole clip here.

via simplystreeping

So into these Daily Streep GIFs. She is, as the dudes in the last frame have found, unputdownable. 

(Source: marybelievesinimagination)

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