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These are some of my personal faves from the past 10,000 posts of this tumblr, and here are some of the pics I like best, most of which I took. And please, feel free to kiss my ask.

Thanks for stopping by,

xo Hez

This is post number 10,000 on cvxn.tumblr.com!
Click this link to see some of my fave posts from the last 3 years. (And click this one if you like boobs!) What were your faves?

This is post number 10,000 on cvxn.tumblr.com!

Click this link to see some of my fave posts from the last 3 years. (And click this one if you like boobs!) What were your faves?

Added a few more posts to the CVXN10K faves

Check out the tag to see some oldies but goodies. Been tagging the backblog of pics, too.

UhOh - my new Gchat playmate [a CVXN10K fave*]

  • [*Hey, everybody! I got a great suggestion to post some of my fave old content from the past as this blog nears its 10,000th post. So, in no particular order... this inaugural chat with my pal KarenUhOh originally appeared July 28, 2008]
  • Hez: We're livin in the fuuutchaaa. We'll be eating dehydrated food in no time
  • Karen Uh Oh: Space Food Sticks, baby. How I roll.
  • Hez: I duel with space food sticks
  • Hez: better than lightsabres - if you get tired you can have a snack
  • KUO: I once won a sixth grade science fair because of that fine product.
  • Hez: I suspect you have won many things
  • KUO: Except the one thing I really wanted. Sigh.
  • Hez: Which is? The heart of Camilla Parker Bowles?
  • KUO: No, the bowels of Camilla Parker Heart.
  • Hez: Oh this is gonna be fun
  • KUO: Yeah, what you see on Gawker is nothing.
  • Hez: BWAHA
  • KUO: I had to install aisles on here for people to roll in.
  • Hez: Hyuk Central is what this is gonna be
  • KUO: No, no, there will be pathos as well.
  • Hez: Oh yes, pathos is my bitch
  • KUO: I need tissue. I'm already clouding up. Just thinking about what might have never been.
  • Hez: i'll sing a sad song for you or recite a verse about me dear departed ma. You'll be blubbering like Moby Dick. Wait. that didn't make sense the way I wanted. Oh well. Fuck it.
  • KUO: I'm not touching that with YOUR harpoon.
  • Hez: I AM A LADY! I have just the "poon"
  • KUO: Well, on the Internet, you can be whomever you want, they say. I could be a lady
  • Hez: You might want to think about a Swiss finishing school. Swiss hand jobs are said to be the best
  • KUO: I'm sorry, you can only drive 100 there
  • Hez: These are problems for the chauffeur. Why are you troubling me with these details??? ;)
  • KUO: OK, I've never seen the wink before. And god knows I've begged to
  • Hez: My screen is going to be covered in spittle after our conversations I think. AND I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY
  • Hez: I am rehydrating slowly. As a friend says when offered water to drink, "Uh, I'm THIRSTY, not DIRTY"
  • KUO: You want Gatorade. It knows what you're thirsty for.
  • Hez: Instead all I have is haterade
  • KUO: So I've been told.
  • Hez: But i drink it out of the bottles with the sports nozzle, because my hate is an active, sporty hate. It needs a good bra.
  • KUO: "Sports nozzle". I like that. I will steal it.
  • Hez: Please, stealing is all we have left as a people. Inside all of us is someone just cruising for a stint in juvie.
  • Hez: I will happily tell you everyone I think are bitches and assholes on Gawker
  • KUO: Hez, I want to stay off your list. So you tell me what to do
  • Hez: I got a little slappy with one ho this weekend - i wanted her to get hoisted on her own petard
  • KUO: Who was it? I didn't look back
  • Hez: Right. Pillar of salt and all that.
  • Hez: Rule #1 - DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN PETARD!
Tom Yum Hez [a CVXN10K fave*]
[*Hey, everybody! I got a great suggestion to post some of my fave old  content from the past as this blog nears its 10,000th post. So, in no  particular order… this originally  appeared on May 13th, 2008 on my foodblog, which I can no longer remember how to access! (HELP ME TOPHERCHRIS!)] 
My  first solo soup, and I decided to be brave and improvise something  using the ingredients and Thai spices I had on hand, and miraculously,  it worked!
I began by heating some chicken stock I’d been  given and mixed in a spoonful of Better than Boullion (because it  roullions) to give it even more flavour. Then I added water and half a  can of coconut milk, as well as a drizzle of truffle oil for some  earthiness. Next, 3 or 4 tablespoons of powdered coconut (more if you  have it), a good handful of dried lemongrass (leaving it long rather  than cutting it was both an aesthetic and convenient choice - since I  don’t eat them, they go back in the pot when I get to the bottom of each  bowl), a handful of dried kaffir lime leaves, a few pinches of saffron,  a pinch of ground galanga and a handful of slices of dried galanga  root, about a tablespoon of sugar, a sprinkle of seasoning salt and  fleur de sel, but not more than a sprinkle of each.
Because  there was no lemon or lime or cilantro in the fridge, I settled for an  envelope of lemon dill flavoring meant for a vegetable dip, which wasn’t  as horrifying as I thought it might be. Dill is a serendipitous  compromise, because I don’t really like cilantro, I didn’t miss it in  the final product, and it went beautifully with the peanut flavours I  added right at the end. 
When it was time to be bold and  add some heat, I spontaneously threw in a whole tablespoon of garlic  chili paste, which is significantly hotter than I have ever made  anything before, but it ended up being the right choice and balanced the  sour flavours perfectly. I let the mixture come to a nice boil stirred  in a bit more coconut milk before turning the whole thing down, putting  the lid on and letting it quietly simmer overnight (this would be an  ideal recipe for a crock pot). 
This morning, I turned the  heat back up to a low boil, put in the last of the can of coconut milk  (a second can would rule) and then stirred in the finishing touch -  about two tablespoons of old fashioned peanut butter (regular  creamy-style would do, but be much sweeter, obvs).
The end result? Spicy, full of terrific Thai flavour, and amazingly delicious! A resounding - and IMPROVISED - Hezful success!!

Tom Yum Hez [a CVXN10K fave*]

[*Hey, everybody! I got a great suggestion to post some of my fave old content from the past as this blog nears its 10,000th post. So, in no particular order… this originally appeared on May 13th, 2008 on my foodblog, which I can no longer remember how to access! (HELP ME TOPHERCHRIS!)]

My first solo soup, and I decided to be brave and improvise something using the ingredients and Thai spices I had on hand, and miraculously, it worked!

I began by heating some chicken stock I’d been given and mixed in a spoonful of Better than Boullion (because it roullions) to give it even more flavour. Then I added water and half a can of coconut milk, as well as a drizzle of truffle oil for some earthiness. Next, 3 or 4 tablespoons of powdered coconut (more if you have it), a good handful of dried lemongrass (leaving it long rather than cutting it was both an aesthetic and convenient choice - since I don’t eat them, they go back in the pot when I get to the bottom of each bowl), a handful of dried kaffir lime leaves, a few pinches of saffron, a pinch of ground galanga and a handful of slices of dried galanga root, about a tablespoon of sugar, a sprinkle of seasoning salt and fleur de sel, but not more than a sprinkle of each.

Because there was no lemon or lime or cilantro in the fridge, I settled for an envelope of lemon dill flavoring meant for a vegetable dip, which wasn’t as horrifying as I thought it might be. Dill is a serendipitous compromise, because I don’t really like cilantro, I didn’t miss it in the final product, and it went beautifully with the peanut flavours I added right at the end.

When it was time to be bold and add some heat, I spontaneously threw in a whole tablespoon of garlic chili paste, which is significantly hotter than I have ever made anything before, but it ended up being the right choice and balanced the sour flavours perfectly. I let the mixture come to a nice boil stirred in a bit more coconut milk before turning the whole thing down, putting the lid on and letting it quietly simmer overnight (this would be an ideal recipe for a crock pot).

This morning, I turned the heat back up to a low boil, put in the last of the can of coconut milk (a second can would rule) and then stirred in the finishing touch - about two tablespoons of old fashioned peanut butter (regular creamy-style would do, but be much sweeter, obvs).

The end result? Spicy, full of terrific Thai flavour, and amazingly delicious! A resounding - and IMPROVISED - Hezful success!!

Blame Canardlia [a CVXN10K fave*]

  • [*Hey, everybody! I got a great suggestion to post some of my fave old content from the past as this blog nears its 10,000th post. So, in no particular order... this chat with my pal Ian Spiegelman originally appeared May 11th, 2008.]
  • Me: Yay, The Princess Bride is on!
  • Spiegs: What channel??
  • Me: Um, YTV...
  • Me: Sorry
  • Spiegs: Crap. Fucking [Can]Noodlia.
  • Me: I'm guessing you don't get that [in NYC]. It's like Cansnackattack Nickelodeon
  • Spiegs: No, of course we don't get it... we don't get Pelt TV either!
  • Me: How about the Syrup Network?
  • Spiegs: MTV=Maple TV
  • Me: BET=Beaver Entertainment Television
  • Me: I have a show there
  • Me: It's called "Hot Dam! with Hez"
Dinner’s a special treat tonight, so I’m pulling out all the stops…
This green velvet dress with criss-cross ribbons & bows (and a crinny underneath for a bit of volume) belonged to my mother… she actually got engaged to my father while wearing it. (But no presh, Kruc!) Gingham shoes are cheapies from Winners, the satin bag and earrings are also cheapies, the studded belt belonged to an ex-roomie and works with the motorcycle jacket I’ll have on over top, the lightly beaded silk scarf is actually a headcovering from the UAE, and the emerald bracelet belonged to one of my grannies. The hair’s getting a bit of curl in a french twist right now, but will come down later.

Dinner’s a special treat tonight, so I’m pulling out all the stops…

This green velvet dress with criss-cross ribbons & bows (and a crinny underneath for a bit of volume) belonged to my mother… she actually got engaged to my father while wearing it. (But no presh, Kruc!) Gingham shoes are cheapies from Winners, the satin bag and earrings are also cheapies, the studded belt belonged to an ex-roomie and works with the motorcycle jacket I’ll have on over top, the lightly beaded silk scarf is actually a headcovering from the UAE, and the emerald bracelet belonged to one of my grannies. The hair’s getting a bit of curl in a french twist right now, but will come down later.

Roll call

AntiKris, Bakes, Balk, Blakeley, BVan, Carney, Caroline, Chris Faile, FEK, Grambo, Kruc, Lindsay Robertson, Maura Johnston (alas, we weren’t introduced), Michael Orell, Moff, 99, Peter Feld, pot cookie, Rex, Ryan Brown, Sheila, Spiers… that’s just a taste of who was at my party last night. It was pretty overwhelming, but in the best way possible.

My desperate crush on Alex Balk continues unabated. Good LORD, the man is smoldering. Mainlined the shit out of that.

Also, I’m sorry if I undid your bras, ladies. Sadly, that’s my party jam.

Ian Spiegelman is just as adorable as you think. Maybe more.

Ian Spiegelman is just as adorable as you think. Maybe more.

Rockin it deb-styles for my party tonite.

Rockin it deb-styles for my party tonite.

Fairy fronds. (Photo by me)

Fairy fronds. (Photo by me)

Oh dear. Click through to enlarge… if you dare. (Moon Spoon Saloon, via StyleBubble)

Oh dear. Click through to enlarge… if you dare. (Moon Spoon Saloon, via StyleBubble)

Just a handful of hardcores (Raincoaster, MercuryPDX, me and PimpMyCouch, who had to duck out before the above pic was snapped) and no bourbon balls, but the West Coast Gawker meetup did feature an ice cream cake printed with my infamous mosaic, “Nick Allison: A Photoconstructive Criticism,” graciously supplied by Raincoaster’s friend Raj Taneja.

(Photos: Urban Mixer)

Just a handful of hardcores (Raincoaster, MercuryPDX, me and PimpMyCouch, who had to duck out before the above pic was snapped) and no bourbon balls, but the West Coast Gawker meetup did feature an ice cream cake printed with my infamous mosaic, “Nick Allison: A Photoconstructive Criticism,” graciously supplied by Raincoaster’s friend Raj Taneja.

(Photos: Urban Mixer)

Fast-forward to 5:14 for the line I imagine Alex Balk saying today. (But watch the whole thing, because this is the best video ever made in the history of Winnebagos the world.)

Deeply in love with this reupholstered ’70s Danish modern-looking chair covered in the most gorgeous black and white Marimekko print (via day-lab DIY).

Deeply in love with this reupholstered ’70s Danish modern-looking chair covered in the most gorgeous black and white Marimekko print (via day-lab DIY).

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