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Is there anyone cuter than Donald Glover?

Is there anyone cuter than Donald Glover?

I’m just going to leave this right here.

I’m just going to leave this right here.

Juuuuust a little bit excited.

Juuuuust a little bit excited.

Not the best pic, but Childish Gambino shook mah hand, y’all!

Not the best pic, but Childish Gambino shook mah hand, y’all!

Thanks, Facebook…

But when I posted “OH MY GOD, DONALD GLOVER REPLIED TO ONE OF MY SMUTTY TWEETS,” I really didn’t need your suggestion that I “like” fan pages for both “God” and “Donald Duck.” 

If you’re just joining us

You might want to go back a few posts, because it was kind of a huge night for ol Hez.

So, this just happened.
I either grossed him out or totally got him on the same train.
WORTH EVERY PENNY, THIS FREE INTERNET WEBSITE!

So, this just happened.

I either grossed him out or totally got him on the same train.

WORTH EVERY PENNY, THIS FREE INTERNET WEBSITE!

CHILDISH GLOVEBINO SHOOK MY HAND TONIGHT

BRB - that hand has a pressing appointment to hoe around in my ladygarden.

THERE WAS GLOVEBINO SHIRTLESSNESS, YOU GUYS. Like, no shirt, just the red hoodie. All of us bitches at the front of the stage had to fight not to cop all kinds of feels. I tell you, that dude can also wear the FUCK out of a pair of jeans.

Pics to come when my friend sends them (maybe some video too). It was FAN.FUCKING.TASTIC.

Minority Report!

Minority Report!

Last night’s game might have been brutal, but today I’m focusing on the positive.
Larissa and I are gonna have a blast tonight.
PS: Fucking right they’re comps. This ain’t Career Day, bitches.
UPDATE: Larry can’t make it! TRADGE! Shouldn’t be too hard to find another date, though.

Last night’s game might have been brutal, but today I’m focusing on the positive.

Larissa and I are gonna have a blast tonight.

PS: Fucking right they’re comps. This ain’t Career Day, bitches.

UPDATE: Larry can’t make it! TRADGE! Shouldn’t be too hard to find another date, though.

bbook:shakespeareandshoes:


from @Village Voice: Donald Glover Is More Talented Than You


PICKING UP MY TICKETS THIS AFTERNOOOOON! SHOW ON FRIDAY! I haz such an excite!

bbook:shakespeareandshoes:

from @Village Voice: Donald Glover Is More Talented Than You

PICKING UP MY TICKETS THIS AFTERNOOOOON! SHOW ON FRIDAY! I haz such an excite!

This one's for Caragh

  • Friend: anything fun coming up?
  • Hez: Donald Glover on Friday
  • Friend: The illegitimate son of Danny Glover?
  • Hez: sigh
  • Hez: no
  • Friend: Star of the never completed Predator 4?
  • Hez: i ain't yo Google, bitch
  • Friend: Oh.
Coinci-boss!

Coinci-boss!

ACQUIRED!!!!!

One PAIR of Donald Glover/Childish Gambino tickets for the Vancouver show!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking LOVE my media friends. Thor Diakow RULES.

And here I was worried about this day.

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