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That part where it’s THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE THIS JUST HAPPENED.
Mindy and I are birthday twins (and sisters-in-gluten intolerance) and I’ve been tweeting at her on our birthday for the last 3 or 4 years… and BLAMMO, now I am DEAD. FROM THE AWESOMENESS.

That part where it’s THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE THIS JUST HAPPENED.

Mindy and I are birthday twins (and sisters-in-gluten intolerance) and I’ve been tweeting at her on our birthday for the last 3 or 4 years… and BLAMMO, now I am DEAD. FROM THE AWESOMENESS.

purns:

I know everyone is rightfully mad with Barbara Bush for her Katrina comments, but her take on Sarah Palin is kickass.

AGREED

mustanghalle:

“I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. I say unto you: you still have chaos in yourselves.”
- Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

mustanghalle:

“I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. I say unto you: you still have chaos in yourselves.”

- Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

doree:

Sorry I am contractually obligated to reblog Muppet movie photos.
Also: SAM THE EAGLE OMG.

Piggy, girl, what shampoo you been using? Because DAMN, YOU SHINY.

doree:

Sorry I am contractually obligated to reblog Muppet movie photos.

Also: SAM THE EAGLE OMG.

Piggy, girl, what shampoo you been using? Because DAMN, YOU SHINY.

“i believe in glamour. i am in favor of a little vanity. i don’t rely on just my genes. looking good is a commitment to yourself and to others.”
i bet iman dislikes sweatpants, too. (via sarazucker)
tonybock:

COOL: Kanye West referring to himself as the “Louis Vuitton Don”
UNCOOL: Tony Bock referring to himself as the “OshKosh B’Gosh Don” 

Pics or it didn’t happen.
Also? Not everyone could pull this off, but I think Ye looks fucking dope here.

tonybock:

COOL: Kanye West referring to himself as the “Louis Vuitton Don”

UNCOOL: Tony Bock referring to himself as the “OshKosh B’Gosh Don” 

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Also? Not everyone could pull this off, but I think Ye looks fucking dope here.

Today’s gift from the internet gods…

Today’s gift from the internet gods…

oldhollywood:

Harley Wood smokes her first joint (aka “the weed with roots in hell!”) in Marihuana (1935, dir. Dwain Esper) (via). This film clearly subscribes to the “Gateway Drug Theory”, because within 10 minutes of that fateful puff, sweet little Harley has morphed into a depraved, knocked-up, skinny-dipping, orgy-having, heroin-dealing harlot. Let that be a lesson to you (film online here).

oldhollywood:

Harley Wood smokes her first joint (aka “the weed with roots in hell!”) in Marihuana (1935, dir. Dwain Esper) (via). This film clearly subscribes to the “Gateway Drug Theory”, because within 10 minutes of that fateful puff, sweet little Harley has morphed into a depraved, knocked-up, skinny-dipping, orgy-having, heroin-dealing harlot. Let that be a lesson to you (film online here).

You didn’t think you’d have to put up with all this talk about my friend’s movie without some kind of payoff, did you?
Here she is at TIFF, in all her crimson splendour.

You didn’t think you’d have to put up with all this talk about my friend’s movie without some kind of payoff, did you?

Here she is at TIFF, in all her crimson splendour.

salvationpretty:

operationmagpie:

Nestled in the box of goodies my parents sent me for my birthday, (chocolate buckeyes, cigar box purse covered in decoupaged cats) was this catalog, which was sent to my parents’ house in my name.  I’m not sure how I got on this mailing list, but I plan to spend several paychecks on giant hats! 

I’m having a serious case of mailing list envy.  I want to rock the Lena Horne-guesting-on-The Cosby Show look too!

“Feel beautiful in a caftan!” = Eat whatever the fuck you want, bitch. We good.

anjalouise asked: the fall clothing contest actually uses polyvore.com, which is a non-photoshop fashion collage website that will let you easily make an entry! :)

Colour me thrilled! I needed this information in ways I am only just beginning to realise. If I can manage to pull my head out of the site, I’ll try and enter the contest! Many thanks, anjalouise!

played 70 times

Robyn - Be Mine (Acoustic)

I mean, really, we all knew this was coming.

“Sometimes I get emotional over fonts.”
Kanye West (via jayrobinson)
mercurypdx:ipomoea:


thedailywhat:

So This Just Happened of the Day: Emma Watson’s new look: Yay or nay?
[ontd.]

 GORGEOUS.  LOVE IT.  HATERS TO THE LEFT.

So THAT’S what happened to Rosemary’s Baby? [steps to the left]

I wish I could hate her - for being even more beautiful than before - but I can’t. That FACE! [steps to the right]

mercurypdx:ipomoea:

thedailywhat:

So This Just Happened of the Day: Emma Watson’s new look: Yay or nay?

[ontd.]

 GORGEOUS.  LOVE IT.  HATERS TO THE LEFT.

So THAT’S what happened to Rosemary’s Baby? [steps to the left]

I wish I could hate her - for being even more beautiful than before - but I can’t. That FACE! [steps to the right]

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