L:
It was ok, but nothing outside the ordinary. Though, a woman threw a sandwich at Anna in the alley on the way there.
Me:
OMG that's priceless.
L:
We're walking along, and the woman saw us and said "oh, can i lick your boots?" in an angry addict way. Like, 'you think you're so much better than I am.' I heard her but chose not to engage. So I hear Anna say, 'oh, thank you'... which came across as condescending.
Me:
Ha! No shit.
L:
Much later I understood that Anna had heard 'I LIKE your boots,' but that wasn't what she said.
Me:
ESL ears.
L:
So when Anna said 'thank you' the woman lost it and threw the sandwich, and screamed out 'lick MY boots!"
Me:
Do we know what kind of sandwich?
L:
Upon examination, we saw the sandwich was only bread, butter and lettuce.
Me:
That's not a sandwich, that's a SADwich
L:
Leading me to conclude she had already eaten the meat and/or cheese. At first I thought, your irrational anger has cost you your food... but then I realized she'd prob eaten the parts she wanted so didn't see it as a loss. So Anna screams at her 'karma has already got you, bitch!'
