cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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High Holy Days + Homophones = Hilarity

mercurypdx:

If a Jewish friend excitedly tells you her uncle “was selected to blow the chauffeur at synagogue”, she means Shofar which is a trumpet made from a ram’s horn and not some dude who drives a limousine.

L’shanah tovah, y’all.

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