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Yay Molls!!! Laughing my ass off and toasting my GiggzFams!
(Grambo’s photo was better, but I needed to take one with my wine glass!)

Yay Molls!!! Laughing my ass off and toasting my GiggzFams!

(Grambo’s photo was better, but I needed to take one with my wine glass!)

whatevs:

Written by @molls. Directed by Fred Savage. SO PROUD! #best (Taken with Instagram)

That’s our girl! Love you, Molls!

whatevs:

Written by @molls. Directed by Fred Savage. SO PROUD! #best (Taken with Instagram)

That’s our girl! Love you, Molls!

I was going to ask if Molls had fun at the Hello Giggles party, but I guess the answer is yes! 

I was going to ask if Molls had fun at the Hello Giggles party, but I guess the answer is yes! 

molls:

Guess who named the cocktails for tonight? (pic by @tatboyd) (Taken with instagram)

Not that I don’t want to be a boss bitch, but I’d be gibbled on Gigglers if I could be there with y’allz. HAPPY GIGGLEVERSARY! Love my Giggz Fams!

molls:

Guess who named the cocktails for tonight? (pic by @tatboyd) (Taken with instagram)

Not that I don’t want to be a boss bitch, but I’d be gibbled on Gigglers if I could be there with y’allz. HAPPY GIGGLEVERSARY! Love my Giggz Fams!

hellogiggles:

We are so excited for @beyonce @molls @sofifiii (Taken with instagram)

EGAD, Molls, you have never looked more beautiful!

hellogiggles:

We are so excited for @beyonce @molls @sofifiii (Taken with instagram)

EGAD, Molls, you have never looked more beautiful!

hellogiggles:

ITEM OF THE DAY: ITEM OF THE DAY
by Molly McAleer

Very topical, since I am looking after my cousin’s brood of chihuahuas next week.

whitneycummings:

extended preview of Two Broke Girls

Yep, I’ll watch. I love Kat, and lord knows I love me some Molls! (Also, GARRETT MORRIS!!!)

molls:

In late February of this year I started writing a sample television script. I guess in the back of my mind I’d hoped that it would result in me getting hired on a show or that I could maybe even sell it, but my main goal was to write something that I was proud of. I’ve shared most of my writing…

Little choked up for our girl Molls. What an amazing opportunity, and what a crazygreat dream team she’s working with!

You know, just havin a little Strat Chat™ with one of my bosses. As you do.
(Strat Chat™ is probably at least well on the way to becoming an actual trademark for Alex Blagg/BajillionHits.biz, so please don’t sue me until I am actually famous enough to be worth it.)

You know, just havin a little Strat Chat™ with one of my bosses. As you do.

(Strat Chat™ is probably at least well on the way to becoming an actual trademark for Alex Blagg/BajillionHits.biz, so please don’t sue me until I am actually famous enough to be worth it.)

And yes, it is totally adorable. THOUGHT YOU KNEW?

Tomorrow’s gonna be even better, and the day after that, and the day after that…

molls:

We’re looking for a few smart, creative, proactive-types who are excited to learn to join the HelloGiggles team.

Duties would mostly include HelloGiggles site maintenance and perhaps some light research and editing. Anyone willing to go the extra mile by contributing creatively to the site will…

Team HelloGiggles is shaping up to be pretty damn awesome. (OK, I might be biased, but you should still totally join us!)

movingsideways:

fatmanatee:

I’m already on board with Hello Giggles based on their fantastic ad work with Teleflora, and I know they’ve got some fun writers working on stuff in the future, so yeah, no problems here.  Go get it!

CO-SIGNED and COSINE’D.

[In my best Jack as Joker voice] Wait till you get a load of me.

movingsideways:

fatmanatee:

I’m already on board with Hello Giggles based on their fantastic ad work with Teleflora, and I know they’ve got some fun writers working on stuff in the future, so yeah, no problems here.  Go get it!

CO-SIGNED and COSINE’D.

[In my best Jack as Joker voice] Wait till you get a load of me.

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Have the best time tonight, Molls!

molls:

HELLOGIGGLES.COM IS LIVE.

This is super cute (and about to get super cuter because I have also been invited to contribute)! Yay!

molls:

HELLOGIGGLES.COM IS LIVE.

This is super cute (and about to get super cuter because I have also been invited to contribute)! Yay!

molls:

THE DOWNLOAD with JORDAN RUBIN is heeeeerreeeee.
I co-host and got to wear to fun outfits, hang out with one of my besties (Jordan, duh!)
I hope we get to do at least a million more episodes.

CANNOT FIND ON STUPID CANADIAN AFFILIATE! I haz a sad. :-(
Geoblocking is the new Al-Qaeda.

molls:

THE DOWNLOAD with JORDAN RUBIN is heeeeerreeeee.

I co-host and got to wear to fun outfits, hang out with one of my besties (Jordan, duh!)

I hope we get to do at least a million more episodes.

CANNOT FIND ON STUPID CANADIAN AFFILIATE! I haz a sad. :-(

Geoblocking is the new Al-Qaeda.

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