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TOPHERCHRIS, IS THAT YOU?

TOPHERCHRIS, IS THAT YOU?

bbook:

winstonelliott:

bradofarrell:

tyleroakley:

Just when you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet…

These are amazing.

gpoy

I will pay someone a thousand of your earth dollars* if they will photoshop a certain Top 50 Media Bachelor’s face on these. Even better would be if he used this as the template for his own photoshoot.

(*They will be made of earth, just so there’s no confusion here.)

Maybe I should just rename this tumblr “Topherchris Bait”?

Maybe I should just rename this tumblr “Topherchris Bait”?

Batman, Yoda & Superman t-shirts, plus some adorable Spiderman shoes. Baby nephbro Jackson’s dad went a little apeshit on the geekwear. LOVESIT.
TOPHERCHRIS R U JELLIS?

Batman, Yoda & Superman t-shirts, plus some adorable Spiderman shoes. Baby nephbro Jackson’s dad went a little apeshit on the geekwear. LOVESIT.

TOPHERCHRIS R U JELLIS?

mercurypdx:

archiemcphee:

Googly eye fashion creation by Phillipe and David Blond 
[via Neatorama]
Do you think all those little eyes rattle as the model walks down the catwalk?

Paging Topherchris….

mercurypdx:

archiemcphee:

Googly eye fashion creation by Phillipe and David Blond 

[via Neatorama]

Do you think all those little eyes rattle as the model walks down the catwalk?

Paging Topherchris….

topherchris:

How To Pronounce Hamburger

(via)

The only thing that would make this better is if it were in Topherchris’ Radio Voice™.

topherchris:

Bob Ross goes ‘Hard in Da Paint’

(Source: vimeo.com)

helenofdestroy:

NEED

HAY TOPHERCHRIS, YOU SHOULD GET A DOG AND THEN YOU COULD DRESS HIM LIKE THIS ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
(Although, the thing that looks like a dinosaur wang kind of freaks me out… as does the whole concept of dinosaur wangs. Let us not speak of it again.)

helenofdestroy:

NEED

HAY TOPHERCHRIS, YOU SHOULD GET A DOG AND THEN YOU COULD DRESS HIM LIKE THIS ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS.

(Although, the thing that looks like a dinosaur wang kind of freaks me out… as does the whole concept of dinosaur wangs. Let us not speak of it again.)

topherchris:

Let’s reblog each other, back and forth, forever.

Okay.

topherchris:

Let’s reblog each other, back and forth, forever.

Okay.

RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS! (If not your geographic location.)

topherchris:

topherchris:

First one here!  Or I just got punk’d.

Exactly two years ago today, I arrived at what was then Tumblr HQ at 8:30am to start my career as a Tumblr professional.
During this time, I’ve learned so much about, well, everything, that it’s going to require an infinite number of posts to convey — but I’m up for trying. Thanks to everyone for joining me on this incredible adventure! And mark my words: The next two years are going to be even more amazing.
(Today, I arrived at 10:09am.)

Happy Tumblrversary, Topherchris. My life - and my dashboard - would be a dark and GIFless place without you in it. xoxoxox

topherchris:

topherchris:

First one here! Or I just got punk’d.

Exactly two years ago today, I arrived at what was then Tumblr HQ at 8:30am to start my career as a Tumblr professional.

During this time, I’ve learned so much about, well, everything, that it’s going to require an infinite number of posts to convey — but I’m up for trying. Thanks to everyone for joining me on this incredible adventure! And mark my words: The next two years are going to be even more amazing.

(Today, I arrived at 10:09am.)

Happy Tumblrversary, Topherchris. My life - and my dashboard - would be a dark and GIFless place without you in it. xoxoxox

matt-t:

lulinternet:

GIF 4 of 24: SNORLOKObuy the shirt! see the original photo! 

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kissmyflash replied to your photo: What a difference a Topherchris RT makes.

I wish could harness the power of the topherchris bump.

Let me see what I can do for you, Kat. I might know a guy.

What a difference a Topherchris RT makes.

What a difference a Topherchris RT makes.

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