cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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AMIRITE?

AMIRITE?

theniftyfifties:

Pin up art by Peter Driben on the cover of Titter magazine, 1955.

Wait, what? You mean that’s not what this is supposed to be?

theniftyfifties:

Pin up art by Peter Driben on the cover of Titter magazine, 1955.

Wait, what? You mean that’s not what this is supposed to be?

Coinci-sauce

Coinci-sauce

Srsly? I’m the only person to RT or star this exceptional open-faced tweet sandwich Lazenby’s created here with lil SheF’ro? 
DISAPPOINTED IN U, INTERNET.

Srsly? I’m the only person to RT or star this exceptional open-faced tweet sandwich Lazenby’s created here with lil SheF’ro? 

DISAPPOINTED IN U, INTERNET.

You know, just tweeting with Nina Garcia… NBD.

You know, just tweeting with Nina Garcia… NBD.

Basically this is me on Twitter.

Basically this is me on Twitter.

A bitch can be topical, yo.

A bitch can be topical, yo.

When you follow a new-to-Twitter band from the 90s that you used to love and you evangelize a little bit about them to your friends, as is your wont, they sometimes do really nice things, like DM you to thank you for helping get their shit going again, and sometimes they even send you a link to your favourite song of theirs and tell you to feel free to post it.

So here’s Luscious Jackson’s “Naked Eye”… because they said I could!

You know, just tweeting with Roseanne

Typical day. NBD.

(Yes, that Roseanne.)

Click the link if you’re about that shit and want to add me.

LEGITIMATE QUESTION, YOU GUYS!

LEGITIMATE QUESTION, YOU GUYS!

Ever since Hello Giggles started doing Illustrated Tweet of the Day, I’ve been really trying to step up my game.

Ever since Hello Giggles started doing Illustrated Tweet of the Day, I’ve been really trying to step up my game.

What a difference a Topherchris RT makes.

What a difference a Topherchris RT makes.

WHAT IS THIS WHO AM I I DON’T EVEN
HOW IS THIS MY LIFE??

WHAT IS THIS WHO AM I I DON’T EVEN

HOW IS THIS MY LIFE??

Perhaps not the most open-minded of sentiments for me to be expressing in the days following a major riot in my city, but it turns out that my olfactory glands are douchily pugilistic, and it all seems to have made for my biggest Twitter response yet (thanks to bosslady Zooey).

Perhaps not the most open-minded of sentiments for me to be expressing in the days following a major riot in my city, but it turns out that my olfactory glands are douchily pugilistic, and it all seems to have made for my biggest Twitter response yet (thanks to bosslady Zooey).

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