cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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THOSE WHO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN CIRCLES LIKE 50 TIMES A DAY

THOSE WHO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN CIRCLES LIKE 50 TIMES A DAY

The Daily Mail really liked your Princess Beatrice cat-in-the-hat photoshop!

“Undated, Vancouver, Canada” - Vivian Maier
UPDATED: I probably shouldn’t like this so much, since she’s from Chicago and it’s sort of representative of what they did to us last night, but art is art and ice is ice.

Undated, Vancouver, Canada” - Vivian Maier

UPDATED: I probably shouldn’t like this so much, since she’s from Chicago and it’s sort of representative of what they did to us last night, but art is art and ice is ice.

Having an Internet Shiksa moment

Trying (& failing) to copy/paste the Hebrew in this YM post into Google Translate while I eat leftover Easter ham and prepare to foodblog the pics on my Tumblr.

“Various men on the Tumblrs have been yakkin’ bout Katrina Bowden’s ass and Christina Hendricks’ ass and which ass is the better ass. And they’re internet-fighting about it and calling each other misogynists and talking about past conquests and future conquests and sorry whatever I got bored and stopped reading. So you like skinny blondes. So you like curvy redheads. Some of you are even aware of the feminist issues behind the photoshopped pictures of the asses in question. Whatever. Just don’t talk about it like you’re doing women a favor by preferring their physical type. We get talked down to enough as it is.”

Life Aquatic Overshares:

THIS. 

Yeesh.

Sorry, guys. I really am a huuuge baby. But I’m going to stick with the original idea of putting my writing over on the Hezblog and leaving this place for the images and reblogs and shit. If you find that you dig my shtick, I invite you to follow both.

time-locked-deactivated20110412 asked: I don't know what to make of your blog.
[that's a good thing]

That makes two of us. Thanks for sticking with me all the same, Manuel.

xo Heather/Hez

whydoihaveablog:

(via 50 Photos Of Basset Hounds Running | Best Week Ever)
Okay, 1) This is the best thing the Internet has ever given us, and the Internet has given us WebMD which has literally replaced my doctor (but increased my paranoia).
2) This might sound weird, and stop me if it does, but don’t you kind of wish you were Thumbelina or The Little Prince so you could curl up and and cuddle Basset Hound ears which act as both a mattress and a quit?
Luv u, dogs of the world.

Autoreblog because DUH

whydoihaveablog:

(via 50 Photos Of Basset Hounds Running | Best Week Ever)

Okay, 1) This is the best thing the Internet has ever given us, and the Internet has given us WebMD which has literally replaced my doctor (but increased my paranoia).

2) This might sound weird, and stop me if it does, but don’t you kind of wish you were Thumbelina or The Little Prince so you could curl up and and cuddle Basset Hound ears which act as both a mattress and a quit?

Luv u, dogs of the world.

Autoreblog because DUH

“I appreciate that. It’s been a long couple of days. But what we found out is that each of us is a jokester and a hothead and a fameball and a flamer and douchebag and a Favorite…”
James Urbaniak, to me

Maybe all you dudes are just too intimidated to talk to me anymore

Because my dad was so smart on the Jeops?

I think this will be my Valentine to myself.

I think this will be my Valentine to myself.

nevver:Don Hudson
Trust me, honey, it’s not that bad as long as you have weed and internet.

nevver:Don Hudson

Trust me, honey, it’s not that bad as long as you have weed and internet.

juliasegal:fuckyeahmindwellholcomb:#more inspiring than Born This Way

Colbert
lotusmodern:

Dioni Tabbers and Sarah Stephens by Ellen von Unwerth

Those pink shoes make me want to be bad. (And that’s saying something, because I’m a pretty morally bankrupt bitch to begin with.)

lotusmodern:

Dioni Tabbers and Sarah Stephens by Ellen von Unwerth

Those pink shoes make me want to be bad. (And that’s saying something, because I’m a pretty morally bankrupt bitch to begin with.)

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