cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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STEP OFF, SPINSTER BITCHES

All you hoes claiming my husband The Internet as your lover…

WE FIRST MET & FELL IN LOVE IN 1982, SO I’M CALLING FUCKING DIBS.

Throwback Thursday… Still proud of my self-draped toga design, but the Dina Lohan hair colour makes me cringe.

Throwback Thursday… Still proud of my self-draped toga design, but the Dina Lohan hair colour makes me cringe.

Deathiversaries are hard. Today it’s been 6 years since my mum passed.
Sometimes I forget how pretty she was. (Photo from my high school graduation, 1986)

Deathiversaries are hard. Today it’s been 6 years since my mum passed.

Sometimes I forget how pretty she was. (Photo from my high school graduation, 1986)

stamos:

I turn 29 on January 4th but I think I’ll still feel like I’m 11.

Trust me, Stamgirl, 43 still feels like 11 too.

stamos:

I turn 29 on January 4th but I think I’ll still feel like I’m 11.

Trust me, Stamgirl, 43 still feels like 11 too.

(Source: aseaofquotes)

Maryam D’Abo is FIFTY-TWO YEARS OLD today (please educate yourself via that Google search engine and that IMDb website before you ask who). It was hard for me to get my head around that at first, and then I saw how amazing she still looks, despite having had a near-fatal brain hemorrhage in 2006 after a workout. 
Happy birthday, lady whose cello case Timothy Dalton uses as a toboggan!

Maryam D’Abo is FIFTY-TWO YEARS OLD today (please educate yourself via that Google search engine and that IMDb website before you ask who). It was hard for me to get my head around that at first, and then I saw how amazing she still looks, despite having had a near-fatal brain hemorrhage in 2006 after a workout

Happy birthday, lady whose cello case Timothy Dalton uses as a toboggan!

Yesterday was my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr!

What, no gluten-free cake?

OMFG I HAD THESE EXACT ONES

No wonder I loved this coat when it came across my dash. (Of course it would be Francie’s.)

daveshumka:

@apelad pointed out this site with all these vintage Halloween costumes. This one is probably the best.

daveshumka:

@apelad pointed out this site with all these vintage Halloween costumes. This one is probably the best.

Why didn’t I ever notice that Isis wears some serious hot bitch boots?

Why didn’t I ever notice that Isis wears some serious hot bitch boots?

Guess whose Twitter account turns FIVE YEARS OLD today???

travelthisworld:

Skopelos, Greece

Ummmm… I MAY have lost my virginity on this exact island (SPOILER ALERT: I totally did, with my HS boyfriend, with whom I also had a nice visit this summer, 26 years later!)

travelthisworld:

Skopelos, Greece

Ummmm… I MAY have lost my virginity on this exact island (SPOILER ALERT: I totally did, with my HS boyfriend, with whom I also had a nice visit this summer, 26 years later!)

criterioncorner:

Under the Covers: #624 QUADROPHENIA (dir. Franc Roddam) 1979

“I don’t give a monkey’s arsehole about Mods and Rockers. Underneath, we’re all the same, ‘n’t we?”

Criterion sure loves their rock odyssees (there’s this, HeadSpinal Tap, that one where Takashi Miike tortures David Bowie for 2 hours…), and they have done some serious justice to Franc Roddam’s Quadrophenia. it’s a grimy transfer for a grimy movie, but the package sure is pretty, and stuffed with a thick booklet full of great essays and iconic images. us and them, over and over again. 

The Criterion Collection will release Quadrophenia on DVD & Blu-ray 8/28/12.

Probably watched this about 40 times in high school… when you had to [*GASP*] go and rent the videotape in a store. (Sometimes, depending on which friend’s house you were at, you might even have had to rent the VCR, too!)

(And look, there’s LifeAquatic’s cat in his human form!)

(Source: film-dot-com)

I turn 43 this June, FWIW.
Does that make this creepy, sad… or wallet-stuffingly monetizeable?

I turn 43 this June, FWIW.

Does that make this creepy, sad… or wallet-stuffingly monetizeable?

theg33k:

hotmonsters:

vamosvideo:

A steal


Yes. This is actually what used video tapes used to cost.

OCD alphabetization nitpick: You’ve got your Xanadu up on the top right while your Kramer vs. Kramer is down at the bottom left! How dare they?! These were luxury items that used to have entire temples STORES devoted to them.

theg33k:

hotmonsters:

vamosvideo:

A steal

Yes. This is actually what used video tapes used to cost.

OCD alphabetization nitpick: You’ve got your Xanadu up on the top right while your Kramer vs. Kramer is down at the bottom left! How dare they?! These were luxury items that used to have entire temples STORES devoted to them.

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awordoraline:

Donna Summer - Last Dance

Rest in peace, Donna.

:(

Soundtrack of my childhood. My mother and I had our differences, but we both loved Donna Summer. I tip my sequined turban to the glittery goddess and OG Bad Girl.

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