Bieksa is up to his interview pranks again… but this one is so artfully done. An LA reporter went up to “Ryan Kesler” and asked him for a post game interview. Bieksa could have corrected the reporter and sent him in Kesler’s direction, but what would be the fun in that?
I wish this was video not just audio. I wish I could see the over animated reporter’s face while Bieksa totally keeps his shit together and plays it seriously. I wish I could see his face when he tells the reporter his nickname is “Guzzler”… and then the reporter calls him “Guzzler”.
There’s a follow up interview Bieksa did here .
The Province’s own Jason Botchford tracked down Bieksa to ask him about the prank and find out why he did it. (Seriously, these are real quotes.)
“That guy’s an idiot. It’s his own fault if he can’t tell the difference between an all star center and a plug defenceman” explained Kevin Bieksa. “He shouldn’t even be allowed in the room.” Bieksa didn’t stop there, as he continued to rip on Dunsmore “He doesn’t know who Ryan Kesler is. Ryan Kesler won a silver medal for them. I did a full 10 maybe 15 minute interview with him, I was telling how I grew up in Livonia”
Bieksa 1 - FOX Sports 0
GUZZLER?!? OMG, IT IS TO LAAAAAAAUGH!
The Vancouver Canucks win the Presidents’ Trophy.
Kesler struts.
Kind of looking forward to the part in the playoffs when LaPierre inevitably gets into a honey badger situation.
Sorry Tumblr, but this shit is happening and I’m going to enjoy it all the way to the end.
(Source: fallenscythe)
Because of a friend’s date and his childish huffiness, guess which lucky Canucks fan got to go to (2/3 of) a sweet game last night? Full A-team on the ice (Burr, Juice, Sammy, Ginger Pubes, Bobby Lu and of course, my babyboy Kessy the sessy), just 10 rows from the front, and a decisive 5 - 1 home team victory!
Rip pro-tip: at the gate, just tell them your kids did it and nobody bats an eyelash.
I see you there, Ryan Kesler. (via a friend’s FB)
Almost forgot to post this little bit of awesomeness I read the other day.
Hardware.
Bust on our riots, our goalie’s “douchebag” hair and the fact that we didn’t win the last game all you want, people. These motherfucking bosses still got some fancy shit to drink out of tonight.
Kes
Baby Kessy is so cuuuuute! But don’t let that fool you. This motherfucker is gonna make Chara cry.
I’m just going to leave this right here.
(Source: b-orpik)
History Will Be Made | History Takes Care Of Business
- Vancouver Canucks
THAT was some epic celebrating, let me tell you. I am a husk.
at first i was like:
and then i was like who did it?
then he went to the dressing room and i was like:
and then he came back and scored and i was like oh right. you’re ryan kesler. a fuckin boss.
Yup. Pretty much same over here, too.
(Source: herecomethenucks)
Look at these fucking puppet-wielding child literacy advocates.
Ladies and gays, you’re welcome.
Oh, Kessy… you’re interview-bombing right into my heart.
(Also, DAT ASS. MY GOD.)
UPDATE: Kessy’s on Twitter!
How I envision Kesler sees every goal he scores. Look closely at the crowd.
So many feelings. All the feelings.
I am also having all of the feelings.
