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There’s not a single one of these that’s not completely terrifying.
(And don’t say #2, because we both know if that thing followed you around a party all night, you’d be all, “CALL THE POLICE AND/OR AN ARBORIST!”)

There’s not a single one of these that’s not completely terrifying.

(And don’t say #2, because we both know if that thing followed you around a party all night, you’d be all, “CALL THE POLICE AND/OR AN ARBORIST!”)

(Source: kinderfunk)

yumwatch:

flawlessirishprince:

'My faves! Also… Edward and bella lookalikes?'
via Sophie Turner

How weird do you feel about Joffrey looking kind of hot in this pic, on a scale from one to Lannister Incest Party

And to think, we just have LARPing parties…

yumwatch:

flawlessirishprince:

'My faves! Also… Edward and bella lookalikes?'

via Sophie Turner

How weird do you feel about Joffrey looking kind of hot in this pic, on a scale from one to Lannister Incest Party

And to think, we just have LARPing parties…

If this is a thing that exists, now you have to know about it, too. So there.

If this is a thing that exists, now you have to know about it, too. So there.

What a handsome family.

What a handsome family.

lifeaquatic:

gabedelahaye:

I cannot even deal with this article by Buzz Bissinger about his obsession with Gucci clothing and the tens of thousands of dollars he has spent to dress like the reanimated corpse of Artax the horse from Neverending Story if he ever escaped from the Swamp of Sadness, got divorced, bought some coke on an iPhone app, and tried to fuck the waitress at the Chili’s Too at the Detroit Metro Airport on his way to Minneapolis for his TedX talk on “How To Save The Leather Gloves.”
CORRECTION: hundreds of thousands of dollars.

In case you’re wondering, this is the man who gave you the original Friday Night Lights. 

Buzz Kill: “being reminded that a beautiful thing we all loved was made by the Gucci-dipped grossness that is Buzz Bissinger.”

lifeaquatic:

gabedelahaye:

I cannot even deal with this article by Buzz Bissinger about his obsession with Gucci clothing and the tens of thousands of dollars he has spent to dress like the reanimated corpse of Artax the horse from Neverending Story if he ever escaped from the Swamp of Sadness, got divorced, bought some coke on an iPhone app, and tried to fuck the waitress at the Chili’s Too at the Detroit Metro Airport on his way to Minneapolis for his TedX talk on “How To Save The Leather Gloves.”

CORRECTION: hundreds of thousands of dollars.

In case you’re wondering, this is the man who gave you the original Friday Night Lights

Buzz Kill: “being reminded that a beautiful thing we all loved was made by the Gucci-dipped grossness that is Buzz Bissinger.”

I mean… at least he wasn’t Gargamel, right?

I mean… at least he wasn’t Gargamel, right?

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake takes a quick shower

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake takes a quick shower

NEVER CHANGE

NEVER CHANGE

Forgotten hairlords of the 80s, “Bogart Co.” have an absolutely perfect video for you to enjoy forever and ever. (h/t to the NoMeansNo Facebook team for unearthing this glorious gem)

Forgotten hairlords of the 80s, “Bogart Co.” have an absolutely perfect video for you to enjoy forever and ever. (h/t to the NoMeansNo Facebook team for unearthing this glorious gem)

This photo is eating. my. soul.
RUN, SALMA! (Matt LeBlanc will protect you!)

This photo is eating. my. soul.

RUN, SALMA! (Matt LeBlanc will protect you!)

daveshumka:

The official squeegee guy of the Seattle Seahawks.

FUN FACT: those are actually Starbucks lids in his ears! He’s just on Demi gauge now, but he’s gradually working his way up to Trenta.

daveshumka:

The official squeegee guy of the Seattle Seahawks.

FUN FACT: those are actually Starbucks lids in his ears! He’s just on Demi gauge now, but he’s gradually working his way up to Trenta.

oldloves:

J.C. Chasez & Tara Reid, 2002

Lord knows I love me some drugs, but everything going on here makes a pretty compelling argument against them. 

oldloves:

J.C. Chasez & Tara Reid, 2002

Lord knows I love me some drugs, but everything going on here makes a pretty compelling argument against them. 

newspeedwayboogie:

It’s a Family Affair

Pay attention, people. THESE are outfits.

newspeedwayboogie:

It’s a Family Affair

Pay attention, people. THESE are outfits.

fuckyeahdementia:

I only listen to vegan music.

I think even the produce is embarrassed by this photo.

fuckyeahdementia:

I only listen to vegan music.

I think even the produce is embarrassed by this photo.

(Source: evenmorerandomness)

caytegrieve:

A still from The Walking Dead. 

Hands-down, this is one of the most terrifying images I’ve ever seen on today’s internets. 

caytegrieve:

A still from The Walking Dead. 

Hands-down, this is one of the most terrifying images I’ve ever seen on today’s internets. 

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