There’s not a single one of these that’s not completely terrifying.
(And don’t say #2, because we both know if that thing followed you around a party all night, you’d be all, “CALL THE POLICE AND/OR AN ARBORIST!”)
'My faves! Also… Edward and bella lookalikes?'
via Sophie Turner
How weird do you feel about Joffrey looking kind of hot in this pic, on a scale from one to Lannister Incest Party
And to think, we just have LARPing parties…
If this is a thing that exists, now you have to know about it, too. So there.
I cannot even deal with this article by Buzz Bissinger about his obsession with Gucci clothing and the tens of thousands of dollars he has spent to dress like the reanimated corpse of Artax the horse from Neverending Story if he ever escaped from the Swamp of Sadness, got divorced, bought some coke on an iPhone app, and tried to fuck the waitress at the Chili’s Too at the Detroit Metro Airport on his way to Minneapolis for his TedX talk on “How To Save The Leather Gloves.”
CORRECTION: hundreds of thousands of dollars.
In case you’re wondering, this is the man who gave you the original Friday Night Lights.
Buzz Kill: “being reminded that a beautiful thing we all loved was made by the Gucci-dipped grossness that is Buzz Bissinger.”
I mean… at least he wasn’t Gargamel, right?
Forgotten hairlords of the 80s, “Bogart Co.” have an absolutely perfect video for you to enjoy forever and ever. (h/t to the NoMeansNo Facebook team for unearthing this glorious gem)
This photo is eating. my. soul.
RUN, SALMA! (Matt LeBlanc will protect you!)
The official squeegee guy of the Seattle Seahawks.
FUN FACT: those are actually Starbucks lids in his ears! He’s just on Demi gauge now, but he’s gradually working his way up to Trenta.
J.C. Chasez & Tara Reid, 2002
Lord knows I love me some drugs, but everything going on here makes a pretty compelling argument against them.
A still from The Walking Dead.
Hands-down, this is one of the most terrifying images I’ve ever seen on today’s internets.