(Source: maudit)
WHATEVER, you guys (other than the lovely lady to whom I was communicating above). I know it’s stupid, but it bums me out that this just sits there with one star and people who find stuff like this funny never bother to RT me to their followers, some of whom might be empowered to include something I say in one of those “people we think are funny” lists I have never been on since I joined the infernal Twittering service in 2007. Is there not enough room for all of us on the internet and its concomitant listicles!?
Signed,
Irked Person At A Social Media Plateau For Like A Year, Writing A Post I Will Likely Delete Later Because I Sound Like A Stupid Gross Baby
(Source: burnout-velvet)
The original lovespammer.
(Source: 69kitties)
I had a Magnum P.I. poster on the wall next to my bed from age 11 to 14, if you really want to start peeling my onion of issues.
When life imitates art: Parker Posey attends the Westminster Dog Show.
Reblogged because my friend’s Weimeraner was Beatrice’s mom!
What, no gluten-free cake?
The wedding is Saturday! I’m so nervous, you guys, but in my heart, I feel like I’m making the right choice. I mean, he didn’t even think it was weird that I was the one proposing.
Mannish Water? ARTIFICIAL GOAT FLAVOUR?
WAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN (BUT WE ARE GETTING SOME SAMPLES SO I WILL EVENTUALLY)
I don’t like people who talk about weed. I can handle a friend who is a little boozey but I find being around the weed-stoned person intolerable (unless, and only unless, its past 1am and we are in a quiet living room and we have a level of melancholy that no pharmaceutical could neutralize and Inception is on but ONLY then do I allow weed smoking).
I don’t find the debate about its criminalization provocative nor discussion potentially positive atributes to be the least bit interesting. Pontifications on the arbitrary nature of drug laws by the semi-employed with ornate skull bongs are beneath contempt.
I find it to be an entirely juvenile drug and pathetic excuse for a mood stabilizer. Be a grown up and get on 75 mg of__ like the rest of us.
I want to roll my eyes at this but I don’t know if they can go back as far as this post deserves.
Would love to pitch in and roll our eyes another 90 degrees but they’re currently stuck at Visine o’clock. Help is on the way, don’t look down…
Sorry you don’t find the waste of tax dollars used in the “War on Drugs” or the jailing and fining of otherwise innocent people to be “provocative,” not to mention the fact that America’s initial and continuing criminalization of the drug has been plagued by racism and police corruption. As a fellow non-smoker, please, get off your high horse.
I’m just going to leave this right here. And go smoke another bowl.
We have nothing to hide.
Wait, Krucoff has a beard now (see post tags)? Is she being paid? Because he knows I would do that shit for free!
You can’t seriously sit there and tell me with a straight face that you wouldn’t want to own this.
There could be sesame seeds on the top of your head: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
(Source: wavejumper)
More like SNAP-ture!
