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duchessevintage:

Join the club

OK, yes, I need the vowel on the top to be photoshopped to look like the vowel on the bottom, because I’m going to print this out in wallet-size for myself and give some to friends… IS THAT SO WRONG???

duchessevintage:

Join the club

OK, yes, I need the vowel on the top to be photoshopped to look like the vowel on the bottom, because I’m going to print this out in wallet-size for myself and give some to friends… IS THAT SO WRONG???

fripperiesandfobs:

Balmain evening dress, 1961
From the Kobe Fashion Museum via Fashion Press

I want to reach through the screen and touch this. And then struggle to put it on (and keep it up over my boobs). 

fripperiesandfobs:

Balmain evening dress, 1961

From the Kobe Fashion Museum via Fashion Press

I want to reach through the screen and touch this. And then struggle to put it on (and keep it up over my boobs). 

yousaidminkey:

historyofrobots:

The most intriguing duel fought between women, and the sole one that featured exposed breasts, took place in August 1892 in Verduz, the capitol of Liechtenstein, between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg. It has gone down in history as the first “emancipated duel” because all parties involved, including the principals and their seconds were female… Before the proceedings began, the baroness pointed out that many insignificant injuries in duels often became septic due to strips of clothing being driven into the wound by the point of a sword. To counter this danger she prudently suggested that both parties should fight stripped of any garments above the waist. Certainly, Baroness Lubinska was ahead of her time, taking an even more radical take on the (at the time) widely dismissed theories of British surgeon Joseph Lister, who in 1870 revolutionized surgical procedures with the introduction of antiseptic. 

With the precautions Baroness Lubinska recommended, the topless women duelists were less likely to suffer from an infection; indeed, it was a smart idea to fight semiclad. Given the practicality of the baroness’ suggestion and the “emancipated” nature of the duel, it was agreed that the women would disrobe—after all, there would be no men present to ogle them. For the women, the decision to unbutton the tops of their dresses was not sexual; it was simply a way of preventing a duel of first blood from becoming a duel to the death.

… 

It is humorous that most recounts of this historic event fail to mention two important things: the winner of the duel (Princess Metternich) and the reason why the women came to arms in the first place—they disagreed over the floral arrangements for an upcoming musical exhibition.

otterbeans:

The first rule of topless victorian ladies swordfighting club is that topless victorian ladies swordfighting club is not to be mentioned in mixed company.

The second rule is naught but an emphatic repeating of the first.

#thingsthatshouldreallycomebackintofashion

oldloves:

 ’To say that he was a great lover — sensual, generous, delightfully inventive — would be gravely understating what he did not only to my body, but for my soul. Every aspect of being with Marlon was thrilling, because he was more engaged in the world than anyone else I’d ever known,’- Rita Moreno on her relationship with Marlon Brando in an upcoming memoir

oldloves:

 ’To say that he was a great lover — sensual, generous, delightfully inventive — would be gravely understating what he did not only to my body, but for my soul. Every aspect of being with Marlon was thrilling, because he was more engaged in the world than anyone else I’d ever known,’- Rita Moreno on her relationship with Marlon Brando in an upcoming memoir

tan3000:

ha. i feel like these titties are safe for work.
though i also feel “titties”, “boobies”, “breastssesss”, “jugs” and other similar nomenclature don’t quite do these justice… 

BRB just gotta unlock the door and test something out…

tan3000:

ha. i feel like these titties are safe for work.

though i also feel “titties”, “boobies”, “breastssesss”, “jugs” and other similar nomenclature don’t quite do these justice… 

BRB just gotta unlock the door and test something out…

(Source: b4curves)

omgthatdress:


Robe à l’Anglaise
1780
The Metropolitan Museum of Art


Perfection because BOOBS

omgthatdress:

Robe à l’Anglaise

1780

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Perfection because BOOBS

omgthatdress:

Nightgown
1950s
Antique Dress

Titty Ribbons FTW

omgthatdress:

Nightgown

1950s

Antique Dress

Titty Ribbons FTW

ALL THE WAY = IT FEELS LIKE JELLY

(Source: bihtc)

omgthatdress:

Bust Bodice
1905
The Victoria & Albert Museum

One would so enjoy a luxury penthouse for the ladies.

omgthatdress:

Bust Bodice

1905

The Victoria & Albert Museum

One would so enjoy a luxury penthouse for the ladies.

gretchenjonesnyc:

Tatjana by Herb Ritts, 1991

gretchenjonesnyc:

Tatjana by Herb Ritts, 1991

omgthatdress:

Dress
1950s
Timeless Vixen Vintage

The bottom is pretty average, but the top is beautifully made and I want it right now.

omgthatdress:

Dress

1950s

Timeless Vixen Vintage

The bottom is pretty average, but the top is beautifully made and I want it right now.

Spirit animals for life.

Spirit animals for life.

(Source: hipstercore)

GPOY erryday

julieklausner:

Just a reminder that this woman is perfect and a hero to all feeling, thinking peoples.

She has never looked hotter… and how great was the bit with Julia Louis-Dreyfus?? (The PENCIL!)

julieklausner:

Just a reminder that this woman is perfect and a hero to all feeling, thinking peoples.

She has never looked hotter… and how great was the bit with Julia Louis-Dreyfus?? (The PENCIL!)

homeofthevain:

Last week, my art site, Home of the Vain, returned after a two-and-a-half year long vacation. I’m thrilled about this — it’s been much too long! — and in addition to all the new work I’ll be showing there, I’ll be sharing plenty of alternate shots and previously unreleased work exclusively here on Home of the Vain Tumblr, and answering any questions you may have.
Liking is just flirting, reblogging is love: PLEASE REBLOG & SPREAD THE WORD!
Love, Nikola
This photo in hi-res.

BEWBS! (Love you back, Nikola!)

homeofthevain:

Last week, my art site, Home of the Vain, returned after a two-and-a-half year long vacation. I’m thrilled about this — it’s been much too long! — and in addition to all the new work I’ll be showing there, I’ll be sharing plenty of alternate shots and previously unreleased work exclusively here on Home of the Vain Tumblr, and answering any questions you may have.

Liking is just flirting, reblogging is love: PLEASE REBLOG & SPREAD THE WORD!

Love, Nikola

This photo in hi-res.

BEWBS! (Love you back, Nikola!)

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