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laurenashleybishop:

I want to tell you to not vote for Romney for a lot of reasons.

I want to remind you how devastatingly dishonest he’s been regarding his own finances. How he basically committed a felony in 2009 which is why he won’t release his tax returns for that year.

How he lied blatantly about the auto…

This is one of the most powerful things I’ve read in a very very long time. Your mother did well with you, L.Bish. I hope she and all the other mothers and aunties of the great women I know can be inspired by this on election day.

This is soooo good. I love Chris Rock.

paxamericana:

I think this photo captured the very moment he realized that his campaign logo is just the Aquafresh logo on its side.


FUNNY BECAUSE TRUE

paxamericana:

I think this photo captured the very moment he realized that his campaign logo is just the Aquafresh logo on its side.

FUNNY BECAUSE TRUE

peterfeld:

This New Yorker cover is one of my favorites. Nicely done!

Original here.

peterfeld:

This New Yorker cover is one of my favorites. Nicely done!

Original here.

worstfuckingideas:

livinonsuchsweetnothing:

Best costume hands down forever. you win all the awards.

cuuuuuuuuteeeeee

AGHMAHGAHHHdDDD

worstfuckingideas:

livinonsuchsweetnothing:

Best costume hands down forever. you win all the awards.

cuuuuuuuuteeeeee

AGHMAHGAHHHdDDD

suitep:

President Obama hugs North Point Marina owner Donna Vanzant as he tours damage done by Hurricane Sandy in Brigantine, New Jersey (Larry Downing/Reuters)

Much better photo than the one I just posted. 
As the election draws closer, I become increasingly sad my Canadian ass can’t vote for this terrific man. 

suitep:

President Obama hugs North Point Marina owner Donna Vanzant as he tours damage done by Hurricane Sandy in Brigantine, New Jersey (Larry Downing/Reuters)

Much better photo than the one I just posted

As the election draws closer, I become increasingly sad my Canadian ass can’t vote for this terrific man. 

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

Divorce Pakistan, Marry Israel, Fuck Syria, Kill Iran.

laurenashleybishop:

witstream:

disalmanac:

The brain of an undecided voter.

This is probably more accurate than we’d like to believe.

BUT WAIT HOW DO ROCKS WORK

laurenashleybishop:

witstream:

disalmanac:

The brain of an undecided voter.

This is probably more accurate than we’d like to believe.

BUT WAIT HOW DO ROCKS WORK

markcoatney:

sunfoundation:

Actually, 70% of the country would benefit more under Obama’s plan. See how you would fare.

The fall-out commentary over Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” comment has been fascinating for a number of reasons, but perhaps most of all because it has raised good questions of who actually pays for government and who benefits.

For those who want to dig deeper into these questions, there is a great new website that estimates the actual impacts of the Romney and Obama tax plans: Politify.

Based on Politify’s calculations, 69.8% of Americans would financially benefit more from the Obama plan, as compared to 30.2% under the Romney plan.

Where this really hits home is when you put in numbers for families. At the U.S. median income levels, the Obama plan gives a family of four a few thousand/year more than the Romney plan. At a $1 million annual salary, the Romney plan gives that same family of four $90,000 more than Obama. 

wilwheaton:

election:

Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech:
Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other
Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan
Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time
Metabolize one beer
Get halfway through a sleep cycle
Read 12 pages of Proust
Watch Gangnam Style 11 times
Learn esperanto
- Jason

Because reading 12 pages of Proust is so much more important than understanding how badly the GOP has fucked the country, and how hard Obama is working to unfuck it in the face of unified GOP opposition in both at every level of government.
Jesus Christ, media. If you spent as much time informing people about things that matter as you do on pointless shit like this and reality TV, we’d probably have a working, functioning democracy in America.

I’m with Wheaton. Whoever this “Jason” fool is, maybe he should be doing all these aforementioned “other things” rather than trying to write “informative” blog posts for Tumblr’s Election blog. 
Dude, srsly. This was kind of insulting.

wilwheaton:

election:

Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech:

  • Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other
  • Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan
  • Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time
  • Metabolize one beer
  • Get halfway through a sleep cycle
  • Read 12 pages of Proust
  • Watch Gangnam Style 11 times
  • Learn esperanto

- Jason

Because reading 12 pages of Proust is so much more important than understanding how badly the GOP has fucked the country, and how hard Obama is working to unfuck it in the face of unified GOP opposition in both at every level of government.

Jesus Christ, media. If you spent as much time informing people about things that matter as you do on pointless shit like this and reality TV, we’d probably have a working, functioning democracy in America.

I’m with Wheaton. Whoever this “Jason” fool is, maybe he should be doing all these aforementioned “other things” rather than trying to write “informative” blog posts for Tumblr’s Election blog. 

Dude, srsly. This was kind of insulting.

stamos:

BUBBA 2012

MISSED U BOO!

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Amazing pic of some sweet President-on-President action at tonight’s DNC, as photographed by my pal Kris Krüg.

Amazing pic of some sweet President-on-President action at tonight’s DNC, as photographed by my pal Kris Krüg.

sexpigeon:

President Jazzhands. (Taken with GifBoom)

sexpigeon:

President Jazzhands. (Taken with GifBoom)

danforth:

Melissa Harris-Perry

Love this so much.

danforth:

Melissa Harris-Perry

Love this so much.

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