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g33kery:

malloreigh:

photographer adam greaves modeling anna kosturova in terminal city newspaper. 2005. age 19.

I was editor of Terminal City when this photo shoot ran. I caught some flak for greenlighting it (because the paper, I dunno, sold out by getting a bunch of Suicide Girls to model locally made, knitted bikinis or something), but I don’t regret the decision at all.

I remember this shoot very well. (Those are actually my sunglasses on her head and my cell phone peeking out of her bag.) Bomb-ass photos, a great bikini (which I of course own, given that the designer is my friend) and all them haters can STILL fucking suck it.

inothernews:

NRA, GTFO   A demonstrator held up a banner as Wayne LaPierre, executive vice president of the National Rifle Association, delivered a statement in Washington on Friday. (Photo: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images via The New York Times)
I’m sincerely asking my followers to reblog the shit out of this photo.

From what I am told by social media, I’m glad I didn’t watch this NRA insanity. Bunchafuckingoofs think anyone but them gives a shit “what gun owners want.” 
Team Code Pink Hold That Sign Up Till Your Arms Are Numb

inothernews:

NRA, GTFO   A demonstrator held up a banner as Wayne LaPierre, executive vice president of the National Rifle Association, delivered a statement in Washington on Friday. (Photo: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images via The New York Times)

I’m sincerely asking my followers to reblog the shit out of this photo.

From what I am told by social media, I’m glad I didn’t watch this NRA insanity. Bunchafuckingoofs think anyone but them gives a shit “what gun owners want.” 

Team Code Pink Hold That Sign Up Till Your Arms Are Numb

“What unites creepshots, the Middleton photographs, the revenge porn websites, is that they all feature the same fetishisation of non-consensual sexual activity with women who either you don’t have any access to, or have been denied future access to. And it’s really this product of rage and entitlement.”

Mary Anne Franks, associate professor of law at the University of Miami, Guardian article about creepshots. (via ladonnapietra)

This is a very good article about why Reddit’s anti-woman subreddits, leaked photos of Kate Middleton and other invasions of privacy matter. It’s not just gross, but rather indicative of a huge, visible burst of people honestly thinking that it is their right to invade and de-humanize women, women’s bodies and women’s lives. The posters on subreddits like (the late) creepshots honestly believe that free speech means they can do what they want and shouldn’t have to deal with any repercussion… I think this is an early battle in what will be a huge fight both on what internet anonymity means as well as being a pretty clear example of what ingrained, institutionalized sexism looks like in 2012.

Found on downlo

(via ferniecommaalex)

(Source: Guardian)

lifeaquatic:

LOLOLOLOL

And with that, we’ve now seen the most exciting moment of their season.

lifeaquatic:

LOLOLOLOL

And with that, we’ve now seen the most exciting moment of their season.

lifeaquatic:

film-schooled:

criterioncorner:

Full Trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson’s THE MASTER

as if i need to say more.

LANDRY!

Whoa.

Missed you, Lance!

(Source: film-dot-com)

FIVE BUCKS to pin a post

FIVE BUCKS.

Do you know what a poor person like me can do with five bucks?

NOT FUCKING WASTE IT ‘PINNING’ A STUPID POST ON TUMBLR, THAT’S WHAT.

Have fun buying more unnecessary shit, rich people!

Put These Teens on Blast

jenkirkman:

This is a repost:

I’m not sure if this has already been brought to everyone’s attention or not, but here is the deal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93wAqnPQwk&feature=player_embedded

Above is a video of a 68-year-old bus monitor named Karen Klein being verbally harassed by a group of middle schoolers on their way home from Athena Middle School in Greece, New York. Throughout the ten minute video, you can hear the kids verbally berate the woman, calling her a bitch, fatass, poor, ugly, and various other words of the like. At one point in the video, you can hear one of the kids yell, “You’re so fuckin poor you fat ass,” in which Karen responds, “I try to live by some of these words, I try and it’s really hard,” referring to the words on her purse. Now, I don’t know about you, but that broke my fucking heart. There’s even a point in the video where one of the kids touches Karen’s arm in an attempt to make fun of her. I’m not sure why these kids would want to bully a senior citizen to tears, but I feel we should do something, or at least try.

She doesn’t earn nearly enough ($15,506) to deal with some of the trash she is surrounded by. Lets give her something she will never forget, a vacation of a lifetime!

Link to the school’s website: http://www.greece.k12.ny.us/athena-middle.cfm

Bus number: #784

School’s fax number: (585) 966-4039

Principal of the school’s E-mail address: David.Richardson@greece.k12.ny.us

Staff E-mails & Other Links:

    http://www.greece.k12.ny.us/staff_directory.cfm
    http://www.greece.k12.ny.us/contact.cfm?school=7
    https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Greeced=0CGoQ_AUoAg
    http://pastebin.com/mMvJ4ZP8

Links to the videos:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oipwaZos58E&feature=plcp
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93wAqnPQwk&feature=plcp
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBedTlo7BDs&feature=plcp

Karen’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kklein1944

What a fucking disgrace. I couldn’t even make it past the 25 second mark of that appalling video. Signal boost, because Karen Klein deserves a little internet - and real world - justice.

And because it’s only half-way through R1G1, and already it’s obvious the refs are still the same bunch of blind, biased, Canucks-hating, bullshit-dealing assholes they were last year.

And because it’s only half-way through R1G1, and already it’s obvious the refs are still the same bunch of blind, biased, Canucks-hating, bullshit-dealing assholes they were last year.

GPOY 4 LYFE

GPOY 4 LYFE

(Source: lydiaaliciagarcia)

lifeaquatic:

Teabag on the fence.

FUNNY BECAUSE THESE DAYS MOST TEABAGGERS ARE SO TOTALLY NOT THIS

lifeaquatic:

Teabag on the fence.

FUNNY BECAUSE THESE DAYS MOST TEABAGGERS ARE SO TOTALLY NOT THIS

standardgrey:

What the fuck is wrong with you people?  I guess that means I can make Vietnam and 9-11 jokes if team USA loses, right? Fair’s fair.

People are gross. I hate them.

standardgrey:

What the fuck is wrong with you people?  I guess that means I can make Vietnam and 9-11 jokes if team USA loses, right? Fair’s fair.

People are gross. I hate them.

Some idiot named Tim Kwong was identified as the person who flipped over the first police car on Wednesday night (the one that set the fiery dominoes falling) and he’s pretty much Public Enemy Douchebag No. 1 in this city right now, so nobody is surprised he turned himself in and is now throwing himself at the feet of Facebook in the hopes of absolution. I’d say this response is a pretty good indication that for most of us, including this downtown ER nurse who self-identifies only as “J.J.”, his “appoligy” is not accepted.

(PS: the hospital in question, St. Paul’s, happens to also be the same one where my mother was born.)

Breaking update:

kapi0:

Still hate The Beatles.

THANK GOD I’M NOT ALONE.

Spamblockers on high, Captain?

Well, at least mine are. 

Until further notice (or until Tumblr defeats this spambot plague), I’m being pretty ruthless with new followers. If you don’t have a sufficient level of personalization to prove to me you’re not a spammer douchefuck, you’re not only getting blocked, I’m reporting you to the man, because I am a total bitch like that with spammer douchefucks like you.

Non-spambots should find no interruption to their service (by that, I mean my steady stream of profanity, hockey talk and boob & food pics will continue as scheduled).

PS: Go Canucks!

mercurypdx:

YES!

Never gets old!
PS: Heads up! Whole new bunch of spammers just got blocked tonight - these ones had no numbers in the names, but all had between 5 and 10 posts just seconds apart.

mercurypdx:

YES!

Never gets old!

PS: Heads up! Whole new bunch of spammers just got blocked tonight - these ones had no numbers in the names, but all had between 5 and 10 posts just seconds apart.

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