
Hi Colin,
I’ve recently discovered you on Twitter through friends, and after reading some of your tweets I’d like to ask you some questions. As there may be some people reading this who are unfamiliar with Colin’s style of comedy, here are some of his recent jokes:
If that’s not…
I had know idea who this angry, friendless misogynist douche Colin Kane was, but this excellent letter has given me every incentive to avoid him like… an angry friendless misogynist douche.
What do you think the Venn diagram of people who say “threw up in my mouth a little bit” and “sweet baby Jesus” looks like? Just a circle?
Don’t forget “I just spit _____ all over my monitor!”
I for real saw a lady LOL in some comments at the [egregiously over-hyphenated] word “fuck-tard” the other day, because it was new to her.
WE ARE TRYING TO LIVE IN A SOCIETY HERE, PEOPLE.
COME ON.