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My fave taco place mentioned on Twitter that their mole sauce has trace amounts of gluten (I eat the chicken mole all the time), and although I was devastated at first, I forgave them by way of this video, linked in my last tweet.

You’re gonna want to click it, if it’s been a while since you got down with some quality cheese.

UPDATE:jajaja This just made the day" was their reply, so of course I closed with "I expect you all to be dressed like that the next time I come in. Don’t forget the wind machine. AND THE DOVES."

I fucking love that place.

iamsosorry:

#MyWork

I fucking love you, Spena.

Happy sweatpants day, Americans! I’m wearing them too, as a sign of respect.

Happy sweatpants day, Americans! I’m wearing them too, as a sign of respect.

danforth:

nevver:

Jillian Tamaki [more]

Sexy “Hungry Man” Dinner won’t stop making me laugh.

danforth:

nevver:

Jillian Tamaki [more]

Sexy “Hungry Man” Dinner won’t stop making me laugh.

stamos:

ryeisenberg:

I’m really enjoying Ken Marino’s twitter war on aioli today. 

[@kenmarino]

Aioli is THE WORST. It is just mayonnaise. Therefore, DISGUSTING.

I ain’t hating aioli, but this is hilermo.

hellogiggles:

MY PROM NAILS
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luckyshirt:

danagel replied to your photo: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever…

He gave you a fork?

A FORK?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBB SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS SHIT’S GOING TO BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS.

Jesus gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. And they double as fucking knuckle sandwiches that also don’t need to be eaten with a fork. 

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

UPDATE: Oh you mean because there’s a fork in that picture. Yeah, that’s not mine. That would have at least warned me that shit was about to get real.

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