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What’s awesome when it’s the week of your birthday

Is how even INTERNET boyfriends go all Chilean Miner on your ass.

Whatever, dudes! I’ll just be over here, continuing with my awesomeness.

Hail fellow, soon-to-be well met

Some of the awesome nicknames I’ve already come up with for my cousin’s new (and still nameless) baby boy:

• Snugglepants McMuffinman
• Chunker J. Swaddlebottom
• Dr. A. Dorable of the Institute of Advanced Cuteness
• Snubnose P. Tinkletrousers

(The list will be updated as my spinstery insanity progresses the day goes on and I come up with more…)

UPDATE:

• Barfolomew Stinkertoes
• Gurgles Q. Pukepuss