Breakup season again. Maybe it’s a spring thing. Been telling a few people this in the last week.
So here it is for anyone else who needs to snap the hell out of it.
Get good at moving on. Fast. Then get really good at it.
Overcoming romantic disappointment truly is one of the most important strengths you can develop as an adult. I’m still working it out each time, but I look at people who’ve been with the same person their whole lives and think “I could bench press you AND your high school sweetheart, motherfucker.”
“George Bush has painted over 50 puppies”
i still cant hate this dude look how happy he is wtf he just takes painting lessons and chills its not his fault he had to lead a country
I don’t know where to put these new feelings.
J.C. Chasez & Tara Reid, 2002
Lord knows I love me some drugs, but everything going on here makes a pretty compelling argument against them.
Betcha this dude is pretty fucking stoked tonight to finally be on point with his fashion sense.
J. FRED MUGGS JAMS
I don’t know what it is, but obviously “Vooty” music is totally overdue for a comeback… especially if we can get chimps in shoes to play it.
I turn 43 this June, FWIW.
Does that make this creepy, sad… or wallet-stuffingly monetizeable?
One of my favourite pieces of art in Vancouver, located outside St. Patrick’s school, though it totally bugs me that the horizontal dudes on the right have such long torsos. Also, is this super gay?
Maybe it’s just a group mole-check daisy chain. Or a really sophisticated viral for an upcoming film in the Human Centipede franchise, “Human Centipede 4: ATM Rodeo”. directed by Rob Marshall, perhaps
Yesterday, internet people called something I wrote “disgusting” and “harsh”… and today, my post is being referred to as ”witty, arty fun” that is “super cool” and “a joy to the eye, heart and brain”.
BACKSTREET’S BACK, BABY!
If you aren’t talking to me like that, remind me again WHY I AM STILL TALKING TO YOU?