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WHATEVER, you guys (other than the lovely lady to whom I was communicating above). I know it’s stupid, but it bums me out that this just sits there with one star and people who find stuff like this funny never bother to RT me to their followers, some of whom might be empowered to include something I say in one of those “people we think are funny” lists I have never been on since I joined the infernal Twittering service in 2007. Is there not enough room for all of us on the internet and its concomitant listicles!?

Signed, 

Irked Person At A Social Media Plateau For Like A Year, Writing A Post I Will Likely Delete Later Because I Sound Like A Stupid Gross Baby

AMIRITE?

OH FUCK. IT’S TOTALLY FALL. BITCHES BE COMIN FOR THEM LATTES AND SHIT.

(From my new test project “Supermarket Objects Worrying In All Caps”)

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Srsly? I’m the only person to RT or star this exceptional open-faced tweet sandwich Lazenby’s created here with lil SheF’ro? 

DISAPPOINTED IN U, INTERNET.

A bitch can be topical, yo.

hellogiggles:

thank you @hellogiggles reader for sending this in. 

My post this weekend is squarely in the last camp! Please go enjoy and comment if you like it!

LEGITIMATE QUESTION, YOU GUYS!

Ever since Hello Giggles started doing Illustrated Tweet of the Day, I’ve been really trying to step up my game.

Perhaps not the most open-minded of sentiments for me to be expressing in the days following a major riot in my city, but it turns out that my olfactory glands are douchily pugilistic, and it all seems to have made for my biggest Twitter response yet (thanks to bosslady Zooey).