NAP SO HARD MY SUBCONSCIOUS WANNA DREAM ME
… the older Asian gentleman I saw last week on the Skytrain sporting a traditional-looking red silk tunic, a bona fide pith helmet (!) & a bluetooth device (!!) will be hired by Kanye West soon.
He was like a fashion visionary, but with cataracts.
It was days ago, but I can’t stop thinking about him. AM I IN LOVE??
“I hate when people don’t understand Kanye West. It’s like I learned in my seminar on the post-modern self; we are all constructs. Kanye is just playing a part. He’s an artist and Twitter is part of his craft. Why can’t people understand that?” - Anybody who has ever written anything about Kanye West, ever.
I’m falling into line here, but I really won’t be surprised to learn someday that Ye is some future comedian that was part of a complicated Andy Kaufman time-travel experiment, because seriously, isn’t that the explanation that makes the most sense?
I’m not real happy with you, Bieber, but I’ma let you finish [being relevant], because Kanye West has just dropped the best pro-choice-related hashtag OF ALL TIME! (And don’t think I didn’t take advantage of the opportunity!)
It’s Ye’s world. I just tweetshot it.
Kanye’s rejected album cover. Probably wouldn’t have worked with his title.
Presented without comment.
My life before Kanye joined Twitter just seems like less of a life, you know?
COOL: Kanye West referring to himself as the “Louis Vuitton Don”
UNCOOL: Tony Bock referring to himself as the “OshKosh B’Gosh Don”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Also? Not everyone could pull this off, but I think Ye looks fucking dope here.
The Kanye Show has yet to jump the shark for me. I’m still eating this shit up.