“L.A. pretty much closes down at 2 a.m., so that means you should be back in your room by 2:15 at the latest. Actually, make it 1:45 to be on the safe side. And don’t let anybody but a cabdriver drive you anywhere, Sheils. Even if they have good intentions, they’ll get distracted and you’ll end up at some party with Kool-Aid… and vodka… and crack.” —Ian, voice of reason
Awww, he does love his friends, doesn’t he?
Why do I even still live in a city where I don’t have the maximum amount of boyfriends… let alone ANY boyfriends?!?
OK, I’m just gonna say it. I think I have a crush on Hez. (I’m hoping that kind of admission is less creepy when the person is over 3000 miles away and at least 10 years older than you.)
I think she’s younger than you, my friend— you gotta remember you’re the McCain of the Tumblr world.
I’ll be 39 on Tuesday. Password to bikini photo gallery available on request.