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homeofthevain:

Last week, my art site, Home of the Vain, returned after a two-and-a-half year long vacation. I’m thrilled about this — it’s been much too long! — and in addition to all the new work I’ll be showing there, I’ll be sharing plenty of alternate shots and previously unreleased work exclusively here on Home of the Vain Tumblr, and answering any questions you may have.
Liking is just flirting, reblogging is love: PLEASE REBLOG & SPREAD THE WORD!
Love, Nikola
This photo in hi-res.

BEWBS! (Love you back, Nikola!)

homeofthevain:

Last week, my art site, Home of the Vain, returned after a two-and-a-half year long vacation. I’m thrilled about this — it’s been much too long! — and in addition to all the new work I’ll be showing there, I’ll be sharing plenty of alternate shots and previously unreleased work exclusively here on Home of the Vain Tumblr, and answering any questions you may have.

Liking is just flirting, reblogging is love: PLEASE REBLOG & SPREAD THE WORD!

Love, Nikola

This photo in hi-res.

BEWBS! (Love you back, Nikola!)

squeela:

“L.A. pretty much closes down at 2 a.m., so that means you should be back in your room by 2:15 at the latest. Actually, make it 1:45 to be on the safe side. And don’t let anybody but a cabdriver drive you anywhere, Sheils. Even if they have good intentions, they’ll get distracted and you’ll end up at some party with Kool-Aid… and vodka… and crack.” —Ian, voice of reason

Awww, he does love his friends, doesn’t he?

Related?
peterfeld:

dpstyles:

This http://4squareand7yearsago.com (surfacing year old checkins!) is one of my fav @foursquareAPI projects:

What would be really useful would be an app that tells me what I did last night.

I’m just glad I don’t have the smartphone enabled-life that would force me to have to make that “auto-checkin” feature decision in Google Latitude. Do I even want to know what I did last night*?
(*Actually, no shame in a winner of a chicken dinner and the last half of Auntie Mame on TCM.)

peterfeld:

dpstyles:

This http://4squareand7yearsago.com (surfacing year old checkins!) is one of my fav @foursquareAPI projects:

What would be really useful would be an app that tells me what I did last night.

I’m just glad I don’t have the smartphone enabled-life that would force me to have to make that “auto-checkin” feature decision in Google Latitude. Do I even want to know what I did last night*?

(*Actually, no shame in a winner of a chicken dinner and the last half of Auntie Mame on TCM.)

Save me a seat… okay, Valentine?

Save me a seat… okay, Valentine?

pibbplusredvines:

Hey, I don’t suppose you’d want to move to Canada?

Sigh. Nobody ever wants to. 

pibbplusredvines:

Hey, I don’t suppose you’d want to move to Canada?

Sigh. Nobody ever wants to. 

SRSLY you guys

Why do I even still live in a city where I don’t have the maximum amount of boyfriends… let alone ANY boyfriends?!?

seanorr:

thereifixedit

The mythical YM “backchannel” revealed! Not so gret, aktully.

seanorr:

thereifixedit

The mythical YM “backchannel” revealed! Not so gret, aktully.

This is a personal fetch that needs to happen.

But… THREE! I KNOW THREE!
And I am followed by both the bacon AND beacon blogs!
Also, pic of redhead + potato joke?

But… THREE! I KNOW THREE!

And I am followed by both the bacon AND beacon blogs!

Also, pic of redhead + potato joke?

[Shower curtain credit: Andrew Krucoff]
Coming up on 2 years ago I went red while on a visit to NYC.
I need to decide if I’m going to stick with this shade or switch. And if so, to what? On FB there are pics of me with darker hair, and even some of me as a kid for comparison. Suggestions (other than blonde), please?

[Shower curtain credit: Andrew Krucoff]

Coming up on 2 years ago I went red while on a visit to NYC.

I need to decide if I’m going to stick with this shade or switch. And if so, to what? On FB there are pics of me with darker hair, and even some of me as a kid for comparison. Suggestions (other than blonde), please?

Welcome new Hezbians!

chfdigital:

youngmanhattanite:

OK, I’m just gonna say it. I think I have a crush on Hez. (I’m hoping that kind of admission is less creepy when the person is over 3000 miles away and at least 10 years older than you.)

I think she’s younger than you, my friend— you gotta remember you’re the McCain of the Tumblr world.

I’ll be 39 on Tuesday. Password to bikini photo gallery available on request.

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