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“Bear + Ice Saw”? DUDES, THIS DIDN’T WORK AT UCB, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT WILL WORK NOW?
(Source: nothingislinear)
casanova-frankensteins-monster:
Kanye West makes a new fashion statement
Kanye Vest.
Kanye buys a place for his valuables
Kanye Chest.
Kanye tells a joke
Kanye Jest.
Kanye West grates a lemon
Kanye Zest
Kanye starts a journey
Kanye Quest
Kanye gave his approval for a marriage
Kanye Blessed
Kanye reviews his own Album.
Kanye Best.
Kanye trashes a hotel room
Kanye Messed
Kanye takes the ACT
Kanye Test
Kanye throws a party in his own honor
Kanye Fest
Kanye visits the Czech Republic
Kanye Trest
Kanye starts a campaign for oral hygiene awareness
Kanye Crest
Kanye does a guest spot on Law & Order: SVU
Kanye Molest
Kanye is sent out for ointment for his lady’s yeasty sweetmeats
Kanye Canest
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It wasn’t Lucky’s lucky day.
How do you start that conversation? Because we both know Sal is dumping your cheating, syphilitic ass, you scar-faced rodeo manwhore.
Map showing regional accents in the US and Canada.
(via BeyondDC)
Meh. It’s close, but there’s literally no way my Vancouver people talk exactly like they do in the T.Dot. (To start with, those weirdoes don’t even say “dude!” What’s wrong with them??) I’ll wager that little blue line marking the border might be more porous on the left coast than the right. And the accents on Vancouver Island (where my aunt and grandparents live) are a whole thing in and of themselves.
Also, pretty much nobody in my city says “aboot” or “eh,” so just you shoo that old canard out of your heads as soon as possible. (Fucking Tim Horton’s and their Canadian cultural imperialism!)
but then no one could ever use it as a doll again.
It’s always a burn realizing there are people I thought I was interfriendly with (some of them even IRL pals) who don’t follow my Twitter anymore.
Finding this out when I go to DM them something chatty and cute (or my version thereof) is akin to realizing I’ve been at a party trying to get my Algonquin on with a coat rack.