Kanye gave his approval for a marriage
Kanye reviews his own Album.
Kanye trashes a hotel room
Kanye takes the ACT
Kanye throws a party in his own honor
Kanye visits the Czech Republic
Kanye starts a campaign for oral hygiene awareness
Kanye does a guest spot on Law & Order: SVU
Kanye is sent out for ointment for his lady’s yeasty sweetmeats
but then no one could ever use it as a doll again.
It’s always a burn realizing there are people I thought I was interfriendly with (some of them even IRL pals) who don’t follow my Twitter anymore.
Finding this out when I go to DM them something chatty and cute (or my version thereof) is akin to realizing I’ve been at a party trying to get my Algonquin on with a coat rack.