My #tbt is this one time I went to work at my old job and there was a basket of PUPPIES!
OH MY DEAR LORD I AM NOW DEAD AND TYPING FROM THE GRAVE BUT TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT BECAUSE PUPPIES.
TOO BAD THERE’S NO ROOM IN THAT TINY BACKPACK FOR ME BECAUSE I AM DEAD NOW OMG
Watch this then die of teh cuteness
Doing my taxes today… I need this like oxygen.
My brother and his lady got a new puppy.
Her name is Molly, and she is - how you say - “REALLY FUCKING EXCITED”
The video is also upside down (blame my brother), but it kind of works in a surreal way.
I love the shouty guy at the top right…
Well, once again someone proves my theory that anything that comes from
China or Japan is unbelievably adorable. (Or “adolable, ” if you will.) Their government officials are sending out friendly letters on puppy stationary. The Americans are tweeting dick pics. It’s all relative, I suppose.
To be fair, those puppies are quite a hot bunch of DILPs.
My mom just called me and asked me if I remembered trying to spend a summer counseling kids at a
camp for orphans. Like, it was my summer plan to volunteer, not work, at a camp for orphans.
Honestly, I had pretty much no memory of this and only remember it vaguely now that she mentioned it.
I actually remember at one point telling my mother “I’ll
do drugs. I mean, why would I never need to if I can just hold puppies and kittens?”
It should come as no surprise to regular readers of this blog to learn that since that day, I’ve never actually owned any puppies or kittens.