you’re all a bunch of pussies
As a Calgarian by birth, I must concur. This is NOTHING.
“Alcohol is a poison. 25 ccs of alcohol or 2 little glasses of eau de vie is enough to kill a 3 kg rabbit.”
Well, I submit to you that maybe that rabbit is just a pussy. (I mean, everyone knows you have to eat first, rookie!)
Let’s face it, you all know someone like this who only eats french fries and chicken fingers.
I would hate and actively mock every one of these fucking mollycoddled pussy assholes.
“You wouldn’t put a handful of grass in your mouth and chew it up,” says the 29-year-old. “I feel the same way about spaghetti.”
EATER, PLEASE. Give me a fucking break. Either you’re experiencing symptoms of an allergy to wheat, or you’re just allergic to having people respect you as an adult. I have the same reaction to these pathetos as I do to the 50% of Hoarders subjects who are clearly just too scared and lazy to deal with their mountains of shit and the domestic apocalypse they’ve brought on themselves, so they have bullshit panic attacks whenever they can’t deal.
I mean, srsly. It’s fucking food. It’s not like someone’s asking them to eat dehydrated Hitler.
YOU FAIL AT OLYMPICS. That is all.