The Canucks’ Green Men (superfans/unofficial mascots) got the riot act read to them by the NHL after a “complaint” from the pussyass babies in Nashville, and I’m 99% sure it was the Country Bitch herself, Mrs. Mike Fisher, who got all butthurt at seeing a cutout of herself in a Canucks jersey and got up on her diamond-studded cowboy-booted hind legs to whine at the league. Ridiculously, the Green Men are no longer “allowed” to touch the glass next to the penalty box or do their trademark handstands, but after the shitstorm this is now causing with the fans, you can expect them to bring it tonight… because they made the trip to Nashville. And they also made this video as a nice “Fuck You” to the league.
Note to self: WISH I HAD GOTTEN THIS TATTOOED INSTEAD.
(via lotusmodern)
“Alcohol is a poison. 25 ccs of alcohol or 2 little glasses of eau de vie is enough to kill a 3 kg rabbit.”
Well, I submit to you that maybe that rabbit is just a pussy. (I mean, everyone knows you have to eat first, rookie!)
Let’s face it, you all know someone like this who only eats french fries and chicken fingers.
I would hate and actively mock every one of these fucking mollycoddled pussy assholes.
“You wouldn’t put a handful of grass in your mouth and chew it up,” says the 29-year-old. “I feel the same way about spaghetti.”
EATER, PLEASE. Give me a fucking break. Either you’re experiencing symptoms of an allergy to wheat, or you’re just allergic to having people respect you as an adult. I have the same reaction to these pathetos as I do to the 50% of Hoarders subjects who are clearly just too scared and lazy to deal with their mountains of shit and the domestic apocalypse they’ve brought on themselves, so they have bullshit panic attacks whenever they can’t deal.
I mean, srsly. It’s fucking food. It’s not like someone’s asking them to eat dehydrated Hitler.
YOU FAIL AT OLYMPICS. That is all.