Sometimes I am so good at Googling even when I don’t mean to me. I mean, yes, I knew that awesome things were going to happen when I googled “Animals wearing sunglasses,” but who knew googling “cool jello shots” would yield such a masterpiece?
BRB - that hand has a pressing appointment to hoe around in my ladygarden.
THERE WAS GLOVEBINO SHIRTLESSNESS, YOU GUYS. Like, no shirt, just the red hoodie. All of us bitches at the front of the stage had to fight not to cop all kinds of feels. I tell you, that dude can also wear the FUCK out of a pair of jeans.
Pics to come when my friend sends them (maybe some video too). It was FAN.FUCKING.TASTIC.
“Amy [Poehler] was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Myers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and ‘unladylike.’
Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, ‘Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.’
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. ‘I don’t fucking care if you like it.’ Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. I should make it clear that Jimmy and Amy are very good friends and there was never any real beef between them. (Insert penis joke here.)
With that exchange, a comic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”
I watched an amazing movie on Netflix Instant called “Double Dare” about female stunt doubles, and it was amazing. They show Uma Thurman’s stuntwoman (turned actress) Zoe Bell in the documentary, getting this job.
It’s hard not to reblog this. It’s like a reverse ‘Where’s Waldo’ because no matter where you look you’re winning.
Can’t argue with winning, Canadian-style. Nothing here is incorrect - except maybe they’re missing cans of Kokanee, Pil, Hi-Test and a bottle of C&C - but those are quibbles in the face of a clear masterwin. I’ve got about 40% of this covered without even getting up from my desk.