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whydoihaveablog:

Sometimes I am so good at Googling even when I don’t mean to me. I mean, yes, I knew that awesome things were going to happen when I googled “Animals wearing sunglasses,” but who knew googling “cool jello shots” would yield such a masterpiece?

whydoihaveablog:

Sometimes I am so good at Googling even when I don’t mean to me. I mean, yes, I knew that awesome things were going to happen when I googled “Animals wearing sunglasses,” but who knew googling “cool jello shots” would yield such a masterpiece?

octopuspatronus:

Well that speech was shorter than I thought…

octopuspatronus:

Well that speech was shorter than I thought…

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

CHILDISH GLOVEBINO SHOOK MY HAND TONIGHT

BRB - that hand has a pressing appointment to hoe around in my ladygarden.

THERE WAS GLOVEBINO SHIRTLESSNESS, YOU GUYS. Like, no shirt, just the red hoodie. All of us bitches at the front of the stage had to fight not to cop all kinds of feels. I tell you, that dude can also wear the FUCK out of a pair of jeans.

Pics to come when my friend sends them (maybe some video too). It was FAN.FUCKING.TASTIC.

spytap:

attentiondoozers:

slackr:

TEMPEST FREERUNNING ACADEMY - GYM VIDEO (by tempestfreerunning)

Yes, these guys are very impressive and I could not do a single thing they can.  

Still, this is right up there with ice dancing and rhythmic gymnastics on the ridiculous scale.  It makes me laugh.  

You should see the video of Senior Citizen Hour though.  That shit gets off the hook.  

If I hadn’t already written up my post for today’s HSA, this would be it. “Awesome” is really the only word you could use to describe it. Also since it’s in LA, I think I might sign up for classes.

Why do I get the feeling that in 20 years, practically everyone on earth (but me) will be able to do this?

“Amy [Poehler] was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Myers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and ‘unladylike.’
Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, ‘Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.’
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. ‘I don’t fucking care if you like it.’ Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. I should make it clear that Jimmy and Amy are very good friends and there was never any real beef between them. (Insert penis joke here.)
With that exchange, a comic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

Tina Fey  (via apleasantsurprise)

Well this made me smile uncontrollably….

(via kellyqehudson)

I think I could point to something every day, so I try to space these out, but I fucking love Amy Poehler.

(via purns)

It’s comforting to know both of these badasses are on MY side. ;-)

It’s comforting to know both of these badasses are on MY side. ;-)

juliasegal:

I watched an amazing movie on Netflix Instant called “Double Dare” about female stunt doubles, and it was amazing. They show Uma Thurman’s stuntwoman (turned actress) Zoe Bell in the documentary, getting this job.

(via juliasegal)
I’ll definitely be recommending this to my stuntwoman friend, Dolly. That girl has some amazing stories.

juliasegal:

I watched an amazing movie on Netflix Instant called “Double Dare” about female stunt doubles, and it was amazing. They show Uma Thurman’s stuntwoman (turned actress) Zoe Bell in the documentary, getting this job.

(via juliasegal)

I’ll definitely be recommending this to my stuntwoman friend, Dolly. That girl has some amazing stories.

The perfect soundtrack to a little “Vancouver breakfast”…

Dirty latina hip hop mixtape FTW (thx to Molly Lambert for the download)

lotusmodern:

This is what everyone in Canada looks like.
nedhepburn:

It’s hard not to reblog this. It’s like a reverse ‘Where’s Waldo’ because no matter where you look you’re winning.


Can’t argue with winning, Canadian-style. Nothing here is incorrect - except maybe they’re missing cans of Kokanee, Pil, Hi-Test and a bottle of C&C - but those are quibbles in the face of a clear masterwin. I’ve got about 40% of this covered without even getting up from my desk.

lotusmodern:

This is what everyone in Canada looks like.

nedhepburn:

It’s hard not to reblog this. It’s like a reverse ‘Where’s Waldo’ because no matter where you look you’re winning.

Can’t argue with winning, Canadian-style. Nothing here is incorrect - except maybe they’re missing cans of Kokanee, Pil, Hi-Test and a bottle of C&C - but those are quibbles in the face of a clear masterwin. I’ve got about 40% of this covered without even getting up from my desk.

fatmanatee:catbus:fatmanatee:

The Islanders right now.  Holy shit, I don’t know what flipped the switch but they’ve gone absolutely bonkers out there.

Penalty Summary

1st Period 02:37 NYI Micheal Haley : Roughing  - 2  min
10:22 NYI Micheal Haley : Fighting (maj)  - 5  min
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17:58 PIT Ryan Craig : Misconduct (10 min)  - 0  min

I haven’t been this proud of my team since 2002.

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fatmanatee:

-_-

Goalie fights are teh ossum. Team Johnson, obvs.

fatmanatee:

-_-

Goalie fights are teh ossum. Team Johnson, obvs.

countcenci:

This cake was made for Coco.

countcenci:

This cake was made for Coco.

theg33k:vilis: Princess Yvonne und Prince Alexander, 1955

Oh, royalty.

theg33k:vilisPrincess Yvonne und Prince Alexander, 1955

Oh, royalty.

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