cvxn

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soupsoup:

“You go to a cafe and you bring a copy of Sartre and Le Monde. There’s a cute dog under the table next to you. So after you read the news and the philosophy, you may pet the dog, flirt with someone at another table, and talk about some trivial gossip. All these things are part of being human. You don’t become stupid when you turn away from the philosophy and pet the dog. People are complex and multifaceted. When you talk to people who say it dumbs down the audience to have cute animals, the truth is nobody has a choice: because Facebook and Twitter are perfect Paris cafes.” - Jonah Peretti

Relevant to my interests/GPOY/Spirit Animal/Words to live by
(EDIT- PS: did you hear that? We’re in Paris, y’all!!)

soupsoup:

You go to a cafe and you bring a copy of Sartre and Le Monde. There’s a cute dog under the table next to you. So after you read the news and the philosophy, you may pet the dog, flirt with someone at another table, and talk about some trivial gossip. All these things are part of being human. You don’t become stupid when you turn away from the philosophy and pet the dog. People are complex and multifaceted. When you talk to people who say it dumbs down the audience to have cute animals, the truth is nobody has a choice: because Facebook and Twitter are perfect Paris cafes.” - Jonah Peretti

Relevant to my interests/GPOY/Spirit Animal/Words to live by

(EDIT- PS: did you hear that? We’re in Paris, y’all!!)

spanghew:

spanghew:

this is true


I require this garment.

spanghew:

spanghew:

this is true

I require this garment.

movingsideways:

dirtypreston:

King Tuff - Alone and Stoned 

Grape bideo!

GPOY 4LYFE

Currently potating, so hate on now.

Currently potating, so hate on now.

joesather:

Wicked suit Freddie

RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

joesather:

Wicked suit Freddie

RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

(Source: looblue)

thejogging:

HAIR STRAIGHTENER USED TO COOK INDIVIDUAL PIECE OF BACON, 2012
Performance
√

“Hero” is not too strong a word here, obviously.

thejogging:

HAIR STRAIGHTENER USED TO COOK INDIVIDUAL PIECE OF BACON, 2012

Performance

“Hero” is not too strong a word here, obviously.

daveshumka:

Steve Martin and a basset hound in Laugh Factory Magazine, 1985

RELEVANT TO ALL MY INTERESTS

daveshumka:

Steve Martin and a basset hound in Laugh Factory Magazine, 1985

RELEVANT TO ALL MY INTERESTS

grimmertown:

Learn what life was like for a female stand-up comedian in the 30s and 40s!

Relevant to many of your interests, I hope!

suitep:

noraleah:

Wallbanger: an instant bar. Neat!
(But get that vodka out of there before a cocktail geek sees it!)

This is great!

RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

suitep:

noraleah:

Wallbanger: an instant bar. Neat!

(But get that vodka out of there before a cocktail geek sees it!)

This is great!

RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

emmyblotnick:

superseventies:

Learn to dance with James Brown, 1978. (gifs)

Whoa. Whoa. Making it my mission to master all of these.

lickypickysticky:

Billboards Converted To Swingsets.
Architect Didier Faustino created this swing set out of a converted advertising billboard for the Shenzhen-Hong Kong Bi-City Biennial of Urbanism and Architecture

Relevant to my interests.

lickypickysticky:

Billboards Converted To Swingsets.

Architect Didier Faustino created this swing set out of a converted advertising billboard for the Shenzhen-Hong Kong Bi-City Biennial of Urbanism and Architecture

Relevant to my interests.

Don’t fuck this one up, please, Hollywood? (via William Gibson’s Twitter)

movingsideways:

wallofwieners:

It’s flu season.

PLEASE FOLLOW WALL OF WIENERS.    AND SUBMIT A WIENER OF YOUR OWN.
Followed.

movingsideways:

wallofwieners:

It’s flu season.

PLEASE FOLLOW WALL OF WIENERS. AND SUBMIT A WIENER OF YOUR OWN.

Followed.

“Undated, Vancouver, Canada” - Vivian Maier
UPDATED: I probably shouldn’t like this so much, since she’s from Chicago and it’s sort of representative of what they did to us last night, but art is art and ice is ice.

Undated, Vancouver, Canada” - Vivian Maier

UPDATED: I probably shouldn’t like this so much, since she’s from Chicago and it’s sort of representative of what they did to us last night, but art is art and ice is ice.

whatevs:

The Top 25 Fictional Stoners In Cinematic History [TheFABLife]
Worked long and hard on this one, REALLY hope you enjoy!
(Also, thanks to Peabs for helping me during the research phase with helping me remember the term “shotgunning”)

whatevs:

The Top 25 Fictional Stoners In Cinematic History [TheFABLife]

Worked long and hard on this one, REALLY hope you enjoy!

(Also, thanks to Peabs for helping me during the research phase with helping me remember the term “shotgunning”)

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