cvxn

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theoriginaljoefisher:

(via Retronaut - Anfield Cat)

Everybody loves fast pussy.

theoriginaljoefisher:

(via Retronaut - Anfield Cat)

Everybody loves fast pussy.

(Source: ponyrider)

Oh dear.

(Source: ydrill)

(Source: cineraria)

bunnyfood:

(via tastefullyoffensive:via)

"When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die."

bunnyfood:

(via tastefullyoffensive:via)

"When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die."

(Source: callmemamie)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, KIMBERLY. INHALE THE GAS. 
BREATHE DEEP. DON’T FIGHT IT. AS SOON AS YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU SQUEAL “BEBEH KITTEH” EVERY TIME YOU MANHANDLE ME WITH YOUR TERRIFYING FINGERS THAT STINK OF CHEETOS? WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE A GROWN-ASS MAN, AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MY TIME TO STRIKE.
I NEEDN’T EVEN MENTION YOU NAMING ME ‘FLUFFLEPUFF’. YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT THE FIRST TIME YOU UTTERED THAT ALOUD. 
THIS IS THE LAST TRIP TO THE ORTHODONTIST YOU WILL EVER TAKE.
FLUFFLEPUFF WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, KIMBERLY. INHALE THE GAS. 

BREATHE DEEP. DON’T FIGHT IT. AS SOON AS YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU SQUEAL “BEBEH KITTEH” EVERY TIME YOU MANHANDLE ME WITH YOUR TERRIFYING FINGERS THAT STINK OF CHEETOS? WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE A GROWN-ASS MAN, AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MY TIME TO STRIKE.

I NEEDN’T EVEN MENTION YOU NAMING ME ‘FLUFFLEPUFF’. YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT THE FIRST TIME YOU UTTERED THAT ALOUD. 

THIS IS THE LAST TRIP TO THE ORTHODONTIST YOU WILL EVER TAKE.

FLUFFLEPUFF WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT.

yhf:

Someone’s crossing the streams.

My nerdfriends will love this, but this here is also prime Chris Mohney reblog bait.

yhf:

Someone’s crossing the streams.

My nerdfriends will love this, but this here is also prime Chris Mohney reblog bait.

juliasegal:

pseudorealism:-marygrace:fuckyeahmeow:starpowerrr:thesavagelife:
Classic








(via juliasegal)
Goodness! I absolutely didn’t mean that about what you wrote. I was referring to the picture. We are, were and always have been cool, C-dawg. Sorry if you got the wrong impression from my lazyblogging.

Goodness! I absolutely didn’t mean that about what you wrote. I was referring to the picture. We are, were and always have been cool, C-dawg. Sorry if you got the wrong impression from my lazyblogging.

thedailywhat:

Maru Moment of the Day: A smile amidst waves of sadness.
[maru / buzzfeed.]

thedailywhat:

Maru Moment of the Day: A smile amidst waves of sadness.

[maru / buzzfeed.]

sundaylovers:

CATS WITH THUMBS, love this so much.

new work from W+K LONDON for Cravendale.

juliasegal:mudwerks
PAGING JULIE KLAUSNER! We’ve found your epitaph! Maybe it can be laser-etched right right into the fancy granite!

juliasegal:mudwerks

PAGING JULIE KLAUSNER! We’ve found your epitaph! Maybe it can be laser-etched right right into the fancy granite!

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