Well, at least mine are.
Until further notice (or until Tumblr defeats this spambot plague), I’m being pretty ruthless with new followers. If you don’t have a sufficient level of personalization to prove to me you’re not a spammer douchefuck, you’re not only getting blocked, I’m reporting you to the man, because I am a total bitch like that with spammer douchefucks like you.
Non-spambots should find no interruption to their service (by that, I mean my steady stream of profanity, hockey talk and boob & food pics will continue as scheduled).
PS: Go Canucks!
YES!
Never gets old!
PS: Heads up! Whole new bunch of spammers just got blocked tonight - these ones had no numbers in the names, but all had between 5 and 10 posts just seconds apart.
(Source: thesoundofuniverse)
Hey Topherchris? I know the poison-spiked dildo and the acid raptor venom thing are probably tough, but can we at least get some kind of farty sound effect rigged into the “block” button? Don’t front like you wouldn’t LOVE that.
I see what you’re doing there.
I got half a dozen new followers in a day, and wouldn’t you know it? Every one of them bears the following hallmarks:
Guess what I love doing? Blocking and reporting spammer douchefucks. Like, I would devote a whole wing in my home to it if I could. I fucking hate spammer douchefucks with a white hot burning rage, and I would fill your face with farts if I had the opportunity to do so in person. So maybe you should fuck off a little faster.
(PS: To those actual real new followers? WELCOME. I see you there, too. You’ll probably want to buckle up.)
1. Fuck off immediately. My ask box is not a toy. It is for vital questions about bikinis, weed, boobs, the Vancouver Canucks and being a massive cuntface.
2. Your fucking piece of shit “offer” isn’t even available in my country. LEARN TO GEOPARSE, SPAMMER DOUCHEFUCKS.
3. FUCK OFF FASTER. I will continue to delete and block you, just because I like to keep my “being a massive cuntface” game rock solid. I’m also telling my Tumblr Daddy on you. SO THERE.
4. I loathe spam, ergo I loathe everything about your waste of an existence. Your chosen life of spamming tumblrs is both rapacious and pathetic, and that’s coming from a massive cuntface who currently has nothing better to do than to harass dudes for free drinks and post about bikinis, weed, boobs, the Vancouver Canucks and spammer douchefucks like you.
5. I hope you contract iPad AIDS.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!