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Forgotten hairlords of the 80s, “Bogart Co.” have an absolutely perfect video for you to enjoy forever and ever. (h/t to the NoMeansNo Facebook team for unearthing this glorious gem)
Dress
1780s
IMATEX
Sorry you guys, I am dead now, because this blog has been slowly murdering me over the last few weeks/months.
Nightgown
late 1930s
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Always excited by ones with room for my ladies.
@mincemeatpie is making me drink out of this. i am 100% positive the glaze is lead based and the ceramic is untreated. basically im being poisoned.
But what a way to go!!!
I love Xmas, but the “Posting The Same Damn Screenshots From Love Actually” season can’t fucking be over fast enough.
“Love, Actually” is my “Breaking Bad,” in that I’ve avoided seeing it because everybody loves it… and it’ll probably make me crave meth.
- Ad Guys in Hipster Glasses and the “hipsters” they deride in Gov’t sponsored ads
- David Karp/Terry Richardson/Tumblr
- Job Posting Twitter Feed that insists on posting unpaid Internships
- People who can’t stop fucking jizzing over stupid zombies (UGH JUST GO LIVE INSIDE HALLOWEEN ALREADY IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH)
- “Increase Your Followers” Spammers
- Ontarians/Leafs Fans (because DUH)
- Film Fest “galas” that have in the past served stand-up soup buffets
But hey, it’s still early.
Deadspin explains why there’s an NHL lockout in a very simple Q&A.
My takeaway: the league is demanding the player’s union give up a large share of total revenue, because the league keeps teams in markets that don’t have a single fuck to give about hockey, while keeping teams out of markets that have infinite fucks to give about hockey.
tl;dr: Fuck Gary Bettman.
Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech:
- Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other
- Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan
- Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time
- Metabolize one beer
- Get halfway through a sleep cycle
- Read 12 pages of Proust
- Watch Gangnam Style 11 times
- Learn esperanto
- Jason
Because reading 12 pages of Proust is so much more important than understanding how badly the GOP has fucked the country, and how hard Obama is working to unfuck it in the face of unified GOP opposition in both at every level of government.
Jesus Christ, media. If you spent as much time informing people about things that matter as you do on pointless shit like this and reality TV, we’d probably have a working, functioning democracy in America.
I’m with Wheaton. Whoever this “Jason” fool is, maybe he should be doing all these aforementioned “other things” rather than trying to write “informative” blog posts for Tumblr’s Election blog.
Dude, srsly. This was kind of insulting.
Hi Colin,
I’ve recently discovered you on Twitter through friends, and after reading some of your tweets I’d like to ask you some questions. As there may be some people reading this who are unfamiliar with Colin’s style of comedy, here are some of his recent jokes:
If that’s not…
I had know idea who this angry, friendless misogynist douche Colin Kane was, but this excellent letter has given me every incentive to avoid him like… an angry friendless misogynist douche.
What all of them said.Die in a fire, Chris Brown.
A steal
Yes. This is actually what used video tapes used to cost.
OCD alphabetization nitpick: You’ve got your Xanadu up on the top right while your Kramer vs. Kramer is down at the bottom left! How dare they?! These were luxury items that used to have entire temples STORES devoted to them.
When the sight of some cute dog makes you all soft-hearted and seasonally apologetic and you’re about to say sorry to the “internet boyfriend” you were kind of cunty to a few months ago because he never seemed to have any time to flirtchat anymore…
And then you notice his tweets about his GIRLFRIEND.
So yeah… fuck you, buddy… I meant every nasty word.
WE BE BANGIN WIT DAT 3G AGAIN, YEEEAHHH BOIIEEEE
