cvxn

I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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elinema:

finneymind:

me!

TROLOLOLOLOOO

And let’s not even get started on bacon.

elinema:

finneymind:

me!

TROLOLOLOLOOO

And let’s not even get started on bacon.

(Source: shiptease)

wilwheaton:

Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.

Probably my favourite moment in the entire history of the show. I even use this line in my bio. If you met me, you’d get it.

wilwheaton:

Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.

Probably my favourite moment in the entire history of the show. I even use this line in my bio. If you met me, you’d get it.

(Source: eyeonspringfield)

dogshaming:

Maggie likes to do this, every single morning. 

Yeah, this is bullshit. There is no shame in an animal which has no opposable thumbs with which to open the door and go outside telling you it needs to pee. It’s your fucking pet, princess. You’re the one who needs to be shamed if you think this qualifies as a thing that needs “correcting.”
TL;DR: NOT A SHAMEABLE ACT = INELIGIBLE FOR DOGSHAMING
I kind of want to find and punch this person. #TeamMaggie

dogshaming:

Maggie likes to do this, every single morning. 

Yeah, this is bullshit. There is no shame in an animal which has no opposable thumbs with which to open the door and go outside telling you it needs to pee. It’s your fucking pet, princess. You’re the one who needs to be shamed if you think this qualifies as a thing that needs “correcting.”

TL;DR: NOT A SHAMEABLE ACT = INELIGIBLE FOR DOGSHAMING

I kind of want to find and punch this person. #TeamMaggie

I just love Joey B so much.

I just love Joey B so much.

(Source: gifwich)

thingsorganizedneatly:

ed: I get a lot of produce aisle submissions, but this is the most impressive one I’ve seen. Look at that celery grid, bottom left of the photo. And the Z at the top is above and beyond! Bravo, Zupans. 
Thanks to Public Planet for the tip.

thingsorganizedneatly:

ed: I get a lot of produce aisle submissions, but this is the most impressive one I’ve seen. Look at that celery grid, bottom left of the photo. And the Z at the top is above and beyond! Bravo, Zupans

Thanks to Public Planet for the tip.

dogshaming:

I decided to be a masked avenger for Halloween this year…
EL CROTCHO LIBRE !!! 

dogshaming:

I decided to be a masked avenger for Halloween this year…

EL CROTCHO LIBRE !!! 

dogshaming:

She has also stolen and eaten three dozen chocolate cookies and a full loaf of bread. 

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

dogshaming:

She has also stolen and eaten three dozen chocolate cookies and a full loaf of bread. 

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

dogshaming:


Hi! I tried!

multiple violations

This follow is already paying off harrrrrd.

dogshaming:

Hi! I tried!

multiple violations

This follow is already paying off harrrrrd.

thejogging:

HAIR STRAIGHTENER USED TO COOK INDIVIDUAL PIECE OF BACON, 2012
Performance
√

"Hero" is not too strong a word here, obviously.

thejogging:

HAIR STRAIGHTENER USED TO COOK INDIVIDUAL PIECE OF BACON, 2012

Performance

"Hero" is not too strong a word here, obviously.

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: My handkerchief collection, by Trish Mau.

I ♥ hankies.

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: My handkerchief collection, by Trish Mau.

I ♥ hankies.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Emily Carr, a Canadian painter. She’s not exactly my history ‘crush’, but she’s beautiful and rather badass. She was kicked out of ‘Ladies Art Club’ for cursing and smoking and was associated with the Group of Seven, not only that but she also kept multiple pets, including a monkey. She painted the Canadian landscape and First Nations traditions, because she feared they would soon disappear. 

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Emily Carr, a Canadian painter. She’s not exactly my history ‘crush’, but she’s beautiful and rather badass. She was kicked out of ‘Ladies Art Club’ for cursing and smoking and was associated with the Group of Seven, not only that but she also kept multiple pets, including a monkey. She painted the Canadian landscape and First Nations traditions, because she feared they would soon disappear. 

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Mrs Stanford’s Jewel Collection | Astley D.M. Cooper

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Mrs Stanford’s Jewel Collection | Astley D.M. Cooper

spanghew:

iraffiruse:Submitted by frozach

My “dogs win every time” tag has never been more appropriate.

spanghew:

iraffiruse:Submitted by frozach

My “dogs win every time” tag has never been more appropriate.

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Collection of vintage watercolor tins by Suzanna Scott

Here’s the inside view, which I love just as much.

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Collection of vintage watercolor tins by Suzanna Scott

Here’s the inside view, which I love just as much.

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