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I'm Hez. please enjoy my internets!
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soupsoup:

Tom Hanks, Actor supports an #OnionPulitzer (by AfajpOnline)

Buffy Wilson makes an excellent point. I support this.

alexthealex:

A statue of Lord Stanley, the man who donated the Stanley Cup to the NHL, in Vancouver’s Stanley Park holding a banner that reads “The Cup Belongs Here.” Go Canucks Go!!!

IN CASE ANYONE WONDERED, THIS IS WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY “BRING IT HOME”.

alexthealex:

A statue of Lord Stanley, the man who donated the Stanley Cup to the NHL, in Vancouver’s Stanley Park holding a banner that reads “The Cup Belongs Here.” Go Canucks Go!!!

IN CASE ANYONE WONDERED, THIS IS WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY “BRING IT HOME”.

Don’t fuck this one up, please, Hollywood? (via William Gibson’s Twitter)

Hey Topherchris? I know the poison-spiked dildo and the acid raptor venom thing are probably tough, but can we at least get some kind of farty sound effect rigged into the “block” button? Don’t front like you wouldn’t LOVE that.

Hey Topherchris? I know the poison-spiked dildo and the acid raptor venom thing are probably tough, but can we at least get some kind of farty sound effect rigged into the “block” button? Don’t front like you wouldn’t LOVE that.

Yeah, I kind of want to see that, too.

Yeah, I kind of want to see that, too.

If I can’t get #Rsn4Bzn to catch on as a hashtag, then my internet life has been worthless.

If I can’t get #Rsn4Bzn to catch on as a hashtag, then my internet life has been worthless.

OK BUT THERE BETTER BE WEED BREAKS

OK BUT THERE BETTER BE WEED BREAKS

naveen:

foursquare meets the london underground (where checkins are triggered by oyster card swipes)

 (by Mudlark)

Dear Vancouver,

Please do this.

Love you,

Hez

newspeedwayboogie:

Album covers re-imagined as book covers

newspeedwayboogie:

Album covers re-imagined as book covers

the bday that just keeps giving.

tangentsandthe:

so, this past weekend i threw myself a birthday party. a david puddy themed birthday. for those of you who don’t get it, there is a seinfeld episode in which elaine’s boyfriend david puddy asks the fundamental question that has haunted me for most of my life: “Oh. Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that.”

& i was always like, “you know what david puddy? I DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT EITHER!”

so, i threw myself a small, david puddy themed birthday. #justdips

i have discovered a couple things:

1. it’s the best birthday to have if you want to ensure people will bring food to contribute. it seems that everyone loves making dips!

2. it’s the worst birthday to have because you will have ten different leftover dips in your fridge for the next [insert whatever increment of time you need to demolish an entire fridge full of snacks].

3. it’s the BEST birthday to have because you will have ten different leftover dips in your fridge for the next [insert whatever increment of time you need to demolish an entire fridge full of snacks]!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE DIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plus, you can totally put “crudites" on the invitations and when is THAT not a good thing?

thelos:fakingfashion:

lol
thecoquette:

Rodarte + Opening CeremonyOpening Ceremony and Rodarte are a Shaq and Kobe level fashion collaboration. Total dream team status. I want every single piece, but if I had to settle for one it would be this lace blazer and pants. Fucking delicious.

I need that lace blazer in my life.

thecoquette:

Rodarte + Opening Ceremony

Opening Ceremony and Rodarte are a Shaq and Kobe level fashion collaboration. Total dream team status. I want every single piece, but if I had to settle for one it would be this lace blazer and pants. Fucking delicious.

I need that lace blazer in my life.

OH MY GOD these shoes are even hotter from the back view. I must have them.

OH MY GOD these shoes are even hotter from the back view. I must have them.

liana:

Spritzer on ice in New York City, isn’t it a pity? You never had anything to mix with that. Listen to the ‘tender behind the open chest in the hall. Room service calls.
I’m blue and green, green and blueueueueue.

I’ve just decided these really need to happen in my life if it’s going to be any kind of a life. My pulse is quickening just thinking about them on my feet. (Seems a fine time to remind you I have a birthday coming up in a few months, gentlemen of the internet!)

liana:

Spritzer on ice in New York City, isn’t it a pity? You never had anything to mix with that. Listen to the ‘tender behind the open chest in the hall. Room service calls.

I’m blue and green, green and blueueueueue.

I’ve just decided these really need to happen in my life if it’s going to be any kind of a life. My pulse is quickening just thinking about them on my feet. (Seems a fine time to remind you I have a birthday coming up in a few months, gentlemen of the internet!)

robdelaney:

Click to hear my song! Even if I don’t win, it’s just such an honor to be nominated.

DUDE. I fucking LOVE that song. I hear it in my head every time I see the poster. If you don’t win, the Academy are a bunch of genius-hating, tin-eared cretins. 

robdelaney:

Click to hear my song! Even if I don’t win, it’s just such an honor to be nominated.

DUDE. I fucking LOVE that song. I hear it in my head every time I see the poster. If you don’t win, the Academy are a bunch of genius-hating, tin-eared cretins. 

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