Forgotten hairlords of the 80s, “Bogart Co.” have an absolutely perfect video for you to enjoy forever and ever. (h/t to the NoMeansNo Facebook team for unearthing this glorious gem)
The textbook definition of A LOT OF LOOK. (But the man purse makes it “Sexy,” in case you can’t read English… or have a merciful lack of eyeballs in your face.)
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I sort of admire the sociopath who could manage to feel sexy in this, Ernie’s skull perched atop her head like a horrific orange crown.
Life is the WORST. I, for one, welcome our new cockroach overlords.
Yeah! Fuck you, yuppie personal computers!
“Pizzapartment” is apparently an actual thing, and it comes in limited edition Breast Cancer Pink, you guys.
Stick with it til the end for a fabulous JOB OFFER!
FIVE BUCKS.
Do you know what a poor person like me can do with five bucks?
NOT FUCKING WASTE IT ‘PINNING’ A STUPID POST ON TUMBLR, THAT’S WHAT.
Have fun buying more unnecessary shit, rich people!
Honey did you need these? (Taken with instagram)
This tumblr/my life is a safe space for boobs, but there are some deep-V addicted hipster dudes that really need to put their shit away… I would love to see an SNL skit in which these little “tit dickeys” were employed to address that most pernicious male eye-crime. (Also is there one for buttcracks? BECAUSE PLEASE, BABY BUTTCRACK JESUS, WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER.)
I’m making a list of cars I wish had been burned in the riots.
Thank you for your yeoman service.
I suppose there is one level on which this vaguely makes sense, given that little kids are the only people on earth not sick to the point of Ebola from hearing about this batshit crazy, media whoring fucktard.
(But really, wasn’t a spritzer of hydrochloric acid available? They couldn’t have looked THAT hard.)
‘The Canuck’ revealed as 14th NHL Guardian
Great, we get an amp’d up Aquaman, who can “summon rain”.
It’d be way more threatening to have something based on an actual player, like Kevin “Bieksallent” Bieksa, who can “summon pain”. (Although I’m sure the girls at the No.5 are very glad the boys can make it rain.)
I know there’s magic in the world because there’s a solar powered vibrator and its signature font is Papyrus.
For the lonely woman who’s going green.
Vegans need love too.
And nothing says “discretion” like a long black wire and a solar panel.
THAT FILE. Just grab it and run, Johnny!
