This tumblr/my life is a safe space for boobs, but there are some deep-V addicted hipster dudes that really need to put their shit away… I would love to see an SNL skit in which these little “tit dickeys” were employed to address that most pernicious male eye-crime. (Also is there one for buttcracks? BECAUSE PLEASE, BABY BUTTCRACK JESUS, WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER.)
I suppose there is one level on which this vaguely makes sense, given that little kids are the only people on earth not sick to the point of Ebola from hearing about this batshit crazy, media whoring fucktard.
(But really, wasn’t a spritzer of hydrochloric acid available? They couldn’t have looked THAT hard.)
Great, we get an amp’d up Aquaman, who can “summon rain”.
It’d be way more threatening to have something based on an actual player, like Kevin “Bieksallent” Bieksa, who can “summon pain”. (Although I’m sure the girls at the No.5 are very glad the boys can make it rain.)