“UGH, sloppy seconds AGAIN?” - Miss Johnson
ha. i feel like these titties are safe for work.
though i also feel “titties”, “boobies”, “breastssesss”, “jugs” and other similar nomenclature don’t quite do these justice…
BRB just gotta unlock the door and test something out…
Sorry you guys, I am dead now, because this blog has been slowly murdering me over the last few weeks/months.
“YO, HARMONIA GARDENS, DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK”
- D.O. LL [Cool] Y
How do you solve a problem like Maria? Well, give Carrie Underwood an acoustic guitar and drop her on an alp, I guess. The American Idol winning country singer will star in a live broadcast of the classic Rogers and Hammerstein musical sometime around the holidays in 2013. Somewhere, poor Julie Andrews is grasping her throat, cursing the vengeful ghost of Mary Martin for taking away her singing voice. (And you know that Taylor Swift is pisssssssssed.)
Carrie Underwood Will Star In Live Broadcast Of ‘The Sound of Music’
As someone who was in this musical as a child and for whom it was an essential part of my youth, I am personally insulted by this on all levels.
Also, that’s some harsh shit to say about my Julie right there. You best mind your damn whore mouth when you talk about that queen.
Swap it for weed and darken the haircolour, and mama’s lookin in the mirror,