I’m making a list of cars I wish had been burned in the riots.
Thank you for your yeoman service.
And my ovaries and I just watched a reality show featuring The Judds on the Oprah Network.
I don’t even have cats, people.
Huh? No, I didn’t. I might be a drunkass, but I don’t think I’ve ever submitted anything to Accidental Penis.
Especially irksome because it’s so obviously not an accidental penis, and I don’t want to be accused of being a point-misser.